Minecraft SMP: /dft/ – Discord Fappy Talky

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Welcome to the most outrageous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter – /dft/! Join us for a wild ride filled with talking about your weirdest fetishes, posting tags that will make you blush, and of course, jerking off with your fellow players.

In our latest edition, we’re hosting a late-night snack run where players can compete to see who can gather the most bizarre snacks from the virtual world. Will you find the elusive pickled pig’s feet or the legendary chocolate-covered crickets? Only time will tell in this wacky adventure.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret dungeon hidden deep within the server, filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Will you be brave enough to face the challenges and claim the riches for yourself?

So why wait? Join /dft/ today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of absurdity – you’re gonna need it!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Meteorites Collected:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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Anarchy

A super fun anarchy server that has other game modes coming along soon! there actively being worked on. The server currently features a anarchy server that is over 2 years old and has no resets. And we dont plan on doing any resets any time soon (inventories are fine upon request)

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Divine Spears Created:	30
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Mythical Quests Completed:	22	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	226
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

AquaPearl

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

Welcome to AquaPearl!

Come Experience AquaPearl’s Adventure: Dive into an ocean of innovation via AquaPearl’s exclusive game-modes and community spirit. Our BoxPvp is just the tip of the iceberg!

Key Highlights for ALL Members:

Custom Gameplay: Prepare to plunge into the limitless and colorful resources packs of BoxPvp that have been specially crafted for a more tailor-made battle experience.

Skilled Builders: Get ready to be blown away by the expert marvels of our dedicated experienced builders who forge unbelievable worlds.

Innovative Plugins: Unique gameplay with our custom plugins which reinvent playing the game.

AquaPearl – Where Every Wave Leads to a New Discovery!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

CitrusNetwork

Cross-Play, Earth, OneBlock, Skyblock, Survival

Welcome to CitrusNetwork

Current Gamemodes: Survival SMP and OneBlock.

Survival SMP • Features: Custom World Terrain, Coin Flip, Skills, 464x Quests, Jobs, Leveling System, Teams.

OneBlock • Features: Envoy Event, AFK Area, 395x Quests, Coin Flip.

Server IP: citrusnetwork.net Bedrock IP: citrusnetwork.net Port:25405

Get ready to soar through the skies of CitrusNetwork – where every block is an opportunity waiting to be discovered!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Blockhead Kids

Bedwars, Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Survival, Towny

Welcome to “Blockhead Kids,” a captivating Minecraft server where imagination knows no limits, and every pixel is infused with wonder and adventure. Prepare to be enthralled as you step into a realm of boundless creativity and camaraderie, enhanced by an array of enchanting plugins that will elevate your gameplay to extraordinary heights.

Unveil the mysteries of Slimefun, a captivating plugin that brings a touch of magic to your crafting and resource-gathering endeavors. Unearth hidden recipes, conjure remarkable items, and embark on an epic journey of discovery as you master the art of blending science and enchantment. From powerful machines to whimsical contraptions, Slimefun adds a new layer of enchantment to your building pursuits.

Venture into the depths of PyroMining, where the act of excavation becomes an explosive thrill. Navigate the labyrinthine tunnels with fiery determination, unearthing precious ores and rare minerals while igniting the very earth beneath you. This dynamic plugin transforms mining into a heart-pounding adventure, making each dig a rush of excitement and discovery.

For those drawn to the allure of the deep blue, PyroFishingPro invites you to cast your line and reel in a bounty of aquatic treasures. With this captivating plugin, fishing evolves into an art form, as you seek to capture magnificent catches that hold unexpected surprises. Whether you’re seeking sustenance or uncovering hidden gems, PyroFishingPro makes every cast a moment of anticipation and delight.

But the enchantment doesn’t stop there. Dive headfirst into a world of mini-adventures with our PartyGames plugin, boasting an impressive array of over 20 distinct minigames. From heart-racing challenges to brain-teasing puzzles, PartyGames offers an abundance of exhilarating diversions that promise laughter, competition, and endless fun. Engage in friendly contests, test your skills, and revel in the joy of shared experiences with fellow players.

At “Blockhead Kids,” these captivating plugins—Slimefun, PyroMining, PyroFishingPro, and PartyGames—are seamlessly woven into the tapestry of our server, enriching your gameplay and ensuring that every moment is infused with magic and excitement. Join our vibrant community today and embark on an extraordinary journey of creativity, exploration, and camaraderie. The adventure of a lifetime awaits at “Blockhead Kids”!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Farms Harvested:	578
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	16
Towns Built:	8	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Mines Excavated:	2608	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Grimwood

PvE, Roleplay, Vanilla, Whitelist

Welcome to Grimwood! We are a whitelisted server that has rolled four previous SMPs into one complete community. Our goal is to continue garnering an awesome player base where we can all build and have fun together. Apply on Discord: dsc.gg/grimwood

If you are looking for a place to create new friendships and experiences, this is the server for you!

Our structure is primarily a vanilla server, though we do have some extra features to offer. The biggest of which being dungeons with custom mobs; these are meant to be taken on with a team (or solo if you’re up for a challenge!). As well as a player created market where you are able to buy and sell with others in Grimwood.

The Great War has ended, peace is in our grasps! Help rebuild Grimwood from the devastation of war. Beware though, peace isn’t fulfilled yet, Malichias is still around, and it is up to you to stop him…

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Enchantments Applied:	203
Dragons Tamed:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	14
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	0

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

AethraCraft

Survival

Start carving your journey at AethraCraft!

AethraCraft is a server built to provide an excellent quality gameplay experience to players. AethraCraft is a friendly environment with very active staffs to assist you and help you. Experience a no lag gameplay with our pre-generated world. Work your way up to the top by grinding with our economy plugin, jobs plugin, custom enchantments, rank system, mcmmo, claims and many more! It currently has survival gamemode with plans of expanding and offering more gamemodes in the future.

SERVER IP: ⇒ PLAY.AETHRACRAFT.COM STORE: ⇒ STORE.AETHRACRAFT.COM DISCORD: ⇒ DISCORD.AETHRACRAFT.COM

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3643	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

PokeReturn

Economy, Mini Games, Pixelmon

PokeReturn is a Pixelmon Server that attempts to create relaxing kick-back gameplay anyone can enjoy. Offering custom programmed features, such as Pokemon Disguising, Free Gameplay earned Poke Healing, and more!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Runes Activated:	0	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	50

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Emenbee Realms

Creative, KitPvP, Mini Games, Towny

Emenbee Realms is back and better than ever! A revival of the classic Minecraft server, brought to you by members of the original staff! Supports version 1.7-1.20.1

Bedrock IP: geyser.mc-em.com

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

DragonCraftMC

Factions, Tekkit

Experience the Tekkit 2 Factions Server! Version: 1.2.1. Join now for an immersive gameplay with mods, alliances, and interspace intense battles. Come start your journey today!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Alien Abductions:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	5832	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

ScuffleMC

Economy, LifeSteal, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

JAVA IP: ScuffleMC.net BEDROCK IP: ScuffleMC.net (Port: 25565)

ScuffleMC is the most popular Sky Gen Minecraft servers out there. Come explore multiple worlds or fight for glory in 1.8 PvP. Other features include events, economy, outlands, custom crates and custom items. Connect to the ScuffleMC server for an epic and rewarding Minecraft experience unlike any you’ve had before!

1.16 -> 1.19 are supported!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Animals Bred:	124	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Farzy

Cross-Play, Survival

A brand new Survival experience! Play with one of the biggest Survival YouTuber’s Farzy, and join him on the friendliest Minecraft Survival Server out there!

Bedrock IP: bedrock.farzysmp.com Bedrock Port: 19132

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Secret Passages Found:	8
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

The Crown

Creative, Survival

Welcome to The Crown, a brand new Minecraft server that lets you immerse yourself in the life of nobility. Embark on exciting quests, build your own castle, and engage in epic battles against other players and mobs. As you progress through the ranks of nobility, you’ll gain power, prestige, and respect.

But The Crown is more than just a survival server. It’s a fully-realized medieval-inspired world, complete with stunning landscapes and awe-inspiring architecture. From the bustling market towns to the towering castles, there’s always something new to discover.

And if you’re looking for a challenge, The Crown has you covered. Take on deadly bosses, brave treacherous dungeons, and compete against other players in thrilling PvP battles.

But don’t worry, you’re not alone. The Crown has a friendly and welcoming community of players and staff who are always happy to help out. With a wide variety of jobs and ranks available, there’s a place for everyone here.

So what are you waiting for? Join us at The Crown and start your journey to nobility today.

IP: thecrownmc.com

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Epic Shields Constructed:	15
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Noobcraft

MCMMO, Towny

Noobcraft is a Survival Multiplayer server that was created in 2011 by MunkyMan587 and Avarrianna. It started off as a small group of players and has grown to a thriving community. We focus on providing a fun and family friendly environment for our players. We have a great staff team and a fair list of rules that no one should find difficult to follow. We are a no griefing/stealing server and PvP only by consent! We now feature McMMO and Towny!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Buildings Constructed:	43	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Vanishing Items Found:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

ExaliaMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

Welcome to ExaliaMC!

Hello! I would like to introduce ExaliaMC that is looking for new players! Our aim here at ExaliaMC is to create a good community and we make sure that all our players have a good time and that they enjoy themselves.

We are currently looking for new staff members, discord staffs and more! Please check on our Discord for more information! https://discord.gg/3ACsxTXCeb

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Enchantments Applied:	139	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

FairNSquareMC

Cross-Play, Factions, PvP, Raiding, Survival

FACTIONS AND PRISON Server Name: FairNSquareMC Website: http://fairnsquaremc.com/ IP: play.fairnsquaremc.com ((Default port)) Discord: https://discord.gg/Tt2FAE5Ejk Store: store.fairnsquaremc.com

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crops Grown:	3507	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	45

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.