Welcome to the most outrageous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter – /dft/! Join us for a wild ride filled with talking about your weirdest fetishes, posting tags that will make you blush, and of course, jerking off with your fellow players.

In our latest edition, we’re hosting a late-night snack run where players can compete to see who can gather the most bizarre snacks from the virtual world. Will you find the elusive pickled pig’s feet or the legendary chocolate-covered crickets? Only time will tell in this wacky adventure.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret dungeon hidden deep within the server, filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Will you be brave enough to face the challenges and claim the riches for yourself?

So why wait? Join /dft/ today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of absurdity – you’re gonna need it!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players: 91/800 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden: 1 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 17
Cursed Taverns Survived: 3 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 4
Mythical Relics Collected: 15 Soul Contracts Signed: 1
Divine Relics Bestowed: 8 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1
Wyrmholes Dug: 9 Legendary Items Repaired: 5

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • MCPVP

    MCPVP

    MCPVP is THE original hardcore PvP server. We were the original creators of both CTF and Hunger Games for Minecraft. We recently integrated our CTF with Major League Gaming so you can now be an MLG Pro on Minecraft, playing on MCPVP only!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 108/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Soul Swords Wielded: 6 Crops Grown: 6666
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3 Omnipotent Charms Created: 5
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 4 Time-Warping Watches Found: 3
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 4 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • PlussyCraft Network

    PlussyCraft Network

    PlussyCraft is a Cracked Minecraft server founded by @Gust09 , first released in 2013 as a Portuguese community. As of April 20th 2023, we look forward to expanding our reach and welcoming English-speaking players to our community to share our ideas with a broader audience. We are thrilled to welcome new members and invite you to join us today!

    Server IP: play.plussycraft.net

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 91/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Crystal Wands Charged: 9 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Living Statues Befriended: 1 Epic Shields Constructed: 22
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 2 Farms Harvested: 315
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 3 Zombie Dances: 2
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 15 Meteorite Armor Created: 21

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • Kratos Minecraft

    Kratos Minecraft

    A server focused solely on having fun and hanging out. Join the Facebook group for all notifications of in game events and make some real life friends! The server is very informal and we focus on letting everyone just do their own thing.

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 96/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 7 Teleportation Mishaps: 1
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 2 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 13
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 8 Legendary Scepters Created: 4
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 10 Animals Bred: 140

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • Givmehdiamonds Server

    Givmehdiamonds Server

    *50 slots (Adjustable to 100)! *PVP maps! *High uptime! *Friendly admins & players! *Towny Survival! *Creative plotme! *Website! *Teamspeak! *Loads of plugins! *Ranks! *Home of the popular Youtube channel Givmehdiamonds: http://www.youtube.com/user/Givmehdiamonds

    IP: mc.givmehdiamonds.com Teamspeak: ts.givmehdiamonds.com

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 92/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 4
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 49 World-Altering Spells Cast: 0
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 1 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 5
    Undead Armies Raised: 5 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 11
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 5 Mythical Swords Crafted: 50

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • AsiaCraft

    AsiaCraft

    Asia-Craft

    Here are some quick facts about us!

    High End CPU and RAM which = No Lag! 150 Slots! Over 38 plugins! PvP Challenges and events weekly!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 101/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 3 Lunar Scepters Activated: 5
    Wilderness Tamed: 18 Dragon Hoards Looted: 1
    Cursed Lands Purified: 3 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2
    Astral Projections Made: 3 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • Craftsylvania

    Craftsylvania

    **Description:** Craftsylvania is a semi-vanilla server (vanilla + claims)

    **Features:**

    – just plain old minecraft with the protection of claims! – awesome 6 year old community of friendly players

    **Rules:**

    – no hacked clients – no griefing

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 106/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 1 Dragon Scales Harvested: 495
    Vanishing Items Found: 4 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 7
    Soul Swords Wielded: 6 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1
    Talking Trees Consulted: 5 Royal Courts Attended: 0
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 43 Astral Projections Made: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • Crafteemc

    Crafteemc

    Active server since June 2011! Server IP: crafteemc.com Server Website: http://www.crafteemc.com

    Craftee Survival Minecraft Server. Running Bukkit.

    Dedicated server and internet connection. Active group of players Helpful admin Awesome gameplay

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 107/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1 Lunar Scepters Activated: 12
    Rainbows Spotted: 8 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3
    Backwards Speech Heard: 5 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 14
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • MineSworn Community

    MineSworn Community

    Minesworn Legacy An Expanse community

    Established 2011

    We are a survival gaming community who place value on friendships and inclusion.

    under construction

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 107/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 9 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 18 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 4
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2 Epic Weapons Forged: 4
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0 Undead Armies Raised: 4
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 4

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • Mollyverse

    Mollyverse

    Vote for // FREE FLY ABILITY \ // FREE RANK \ NEW ===>// SKYBLOCK \ ********** [NOTEBLOCK MIDI MUSIC] [SURVIVAL] [ECONOMY] [PVP] [PARKOUR] [SPAWN PLOTS] [CHEST SHOP] [UNLIMITED LAND PROTECTION] [SHOW MOB HEALTH] [DEATH CONTROL]

    ********** [NO LAG] [NO GRIEF] [NO SPAM]

    **********

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 110/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 5 Gryphons Tamed: 3
    Glorious Feasts Held: 11 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 15 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 8 Horror Stories Survived: 6

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server‘s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • HC Server

    HC Server

    Come join us we are 24/7, !!NO Whitelist!! currently running 1.7 – 1.12.2!

    Custom Plugins, 100% Lag Free, No Whitelist, 99.9% Uptime, Awesome/Friendly Users and Staff! Much Much More!!

    Survival | Parkour | More Coming Soon!

    Unique users joining for the 1st time will spawn in the Hub/Gateway server and from there you can select the kind of game style you want to play!

    HC Server is a community that has been around since 2011. We offer players several different servers such as Creative, Parkour, Survival, and a mix between Creative and Survival that we call Sandbox. More are on the way, as well!

    Our main aim is to provide the best gaming experience to each and every one of its user and that is the reason why we have Moderators and Admins and a Discord server where you can get help with any issues or problems you have.

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 95/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Animals Bred: 119 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1
    Epic Quests Completed: 17 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3
    Haunted Mines Explored: 2 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3
    Enchanted Armories Found: 8 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • JimoMC

    JimoMC

    We define a community as a group of people who come together to have fun, create memories, and gain friendships. At JimoMC you will find our community is more like a family.

    → Survival/Factions: 1.20.4 – Quests – Custom Bosses – Towns – Balanced Economy – Jobs… and much more!

    → Recently updated to 1.20.4

    → Creative 1.20.4: 200×200 plots – Free WorldEdit – Free JimoMC – Builder’s Utilities, goPaint, cs build commands… and much more!

    → Skyblock 1.20.4: Now open, quests, mob arena, and much more.

    → Dedicated OVH server → Anti: Cheat | X-ray | Bot system!

    Server IP: play.jimomc.com Web site https://jimovpn.ovh/

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 100/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Volcanoes Explored: 1 Eternal Flames Captured: 8
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 23 Whispering Caves Entered: 5
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 2 Gryphons Tamed: 2
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0 Battle Standards Raised: 14
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 2 Astral Orbs Gathered: 9

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • Ember Network

    Ember Network

    Ember Network Is A New Minecraft Server That Offers Some Of The Most Unique Experiences, We Offer Two Main Gamemodes, Origin Mod Gemsteal (Incomplete-Releasing Soon) The Minecraft Version That You Need To Play On Our Server Is 1.18.2 Join For An Awesome And Unique Experience!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 102/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 5 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 17
    Curse of Binding Applied: 4 Phantom Knights Defeated: 2
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0 Infinity Stones Found: 2
    Alien Abductions: 4 Dragon Eggs Found: 4738
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 28 Rainbows Spotted: 7

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • Hollowcraft

    Hollowcraft

    Welcome to our Minecraft server! We started this server with the goal of creating a fun and friendly community for players to enjoy. Our dedicated team of staff members works hard to ensure that everyone has a positive experience while playing on our server. At our server, you’ll find a variety of game modes, events, and activities to participate in. Whether you’re a seasoned player or new to Minecraft, there’s something here for everyone. Join us today and become a part of our growing community!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 96/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Legendary Titles Earned: 1 Gnome Villages Protected: 4
    Mythical Relics Collected: 15 New Chunks Explored: 926982
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2 Mines Excavated: 3968
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 4 Sentient Weapons Trained: 3
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 4 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 10

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • MVPLAY

    MVPLAY

    Join MVPLAY! We are a very responsible Minecraft community eager to innovate every day! Our community is beautiful that we have created little by little! Join and have the most fun with us!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 97/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Evil Twin Fights: 2 Blood Moons Survived: 2
    Vanishing Structures Built: 2 Divine Spears Created: 19
    Gnome Villages Protected: 6 Mythical Relics Collected: 17
    Dimension Hops: 6 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 11
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 6 Farms Harvested: 991

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • CyberMC

    CyberMC

    CYBERMC:

    OPEN BETA

    PVP

    LIFESTEAL LifeSteal-Dupe

    MORE GAMEMODES COMING SOON

    JOIN NOW FOR EPIC FUN

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 103/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 5 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 7 Magical Familiars Summoned: 3
    Dragonkin Hatched: 5 Reality Warps Survived: 0
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 31 Werewolf Howls Heard: 4
    Love Letters Sent: 12 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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