Welcome to the most outrageous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter – /dft/! Join us for a wild ride filled with talking about your weirdest fetishes, posting tags that will make you blush, and of course, jerking off with your fellow players.

In our latest edition, we’re hosting a late-night snack run where players can compete to see who can gather the most bizarre snacks from the virtual world. Will you find the elusive pickled pig’s feet or the legendary chocolate-covered crickets? Only time will tell in this wacky adventure.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret dungeon hidden deep within the server, filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Will you be brave enough to face the challenges and claim the riches for yourself?

So why wait? Join /dft/ today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of absurdity – you’re gonna need it!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players: 100/1000 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 8 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 6
Mythical Creatures Tamed: 5 Buildings Constructed: 20
Forbidden Tomes Read: 1 Phantom Horses Ridden: 1
Witch’s Brew Drunk: 6 Reality Distortions Fixed: 1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 7

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • Elivius

    Elivius

    Elivius welcomes you! We offer a modded survival experience with an amazing growing community.

    • Towny • Jobs • Quests • McMMO • Dungeons • Boss Battles • • Action Packed PVE • Player Economy • Minigames • Events • • Free Ranks • Custom Items • Custom World • And So Much More

    Supports Versions 1.8.9+ IP: play.elivius.net JAVA ONLY

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 101/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0 Pirate Ships Captured: 2
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4 Ghost Trains Ridden: 0
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 216 Volcanoes Explored: 3
    Rainbows Spotted: 5 Astral Projections Made: 3
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 1 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • Equilibrium Survival

    Equilibrium Survival

    Equilibrium is a highly customized survival multiplayer experience that is packed with features you wondered how you ever lived without. With high quality design and custom enchants our experience beats all others. There is a welcoming active staff team and a friendly community. Once you play on ## you will not need another smp ever again.

    We encourage all of our players to build community, play hard and fair to be the best minecrafter of all time. 🙂 Be it builds, mining, farms, shop owner, pvp’er, you can reach the top of the charts.

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 109/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 10 Meteorites Collected: 2
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 2 Runes Activated: 3
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 0 Divine Scrolls Written: 20
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4 Rainbows Spotted: 6
    Soul Contracts Signed: 4 Astral Mages Summoned: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • Minedoms

    Minedoms

    A brand new 1.19 Lifesteal SMP server with Custom Bosses, MCMMO, KotHs, Kits, and so much more!

    To show our gratitude to our community, our server has various means of rewarding our players. For example, voting, which awards in game items/keys and vote points, which can be spent at the vote shop. We also have a battle pass that provides a multitude of loot for just playing!

    To become a part of the Minedoms community and learn more about the server, join the discord!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 92/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 5 Celestial Crowns Worn: 2
    Meteorite Armor Created: 22 Love Letters Sent: 16
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 3 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 7
    Glorious Feasts Held: 10 Teleportation Mishaps: 5

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • Lands of Minearchy

    Lands of Minearchy

    Java IP: play.minearchy.com Bedrock IP: bedrock.minearchy.com

    Our server has a twofold purpose: – Create a lasting and friendly community that brings people together. – Make sure that everyone has fun, whether they play a lot or not.

    Minigames Parkour – The Lab – Quake – Prop Hunt – Splegg – Mini Walls – Temple Run – Block Party – TNT Lobbers – TNT Tag – TNT Run (and more!!) KitPvP Pick 9 of our custom-made kits and battle across 5 distinct maps! Vanilla Survival 1.20 Here you can enjoy the unmodded survival experience. Labyrinth (WIP) A mystical labyrinth, full of dangerous bosses, daring challenges and unsolved mysteries.

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 100/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Star Shards Collected: 263 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 10
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 45 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3
    Endless Mazes Solved: 4 Titan Hearts Harvested: 3
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 24 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 20
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 1 Void Gems Collected: 21

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • Suralt

    Suralt

    Welcome to Suralt – Your Ultimate Minecraft Survival Experience! Dive into the immersive world of Suralt, where adventure knows no bounds! We offer a unique and exciting Minecraft survival server packed with a plethora of awesome features and plugins designed to enhance your gameplay.

    Features: Custom Enchants: Unleash the power of custom enchantments to give your gear an edge in battles and exploration. Jobs and Skills: Choose your path and master various skills to earn in-game currency and unique abilities. Whether you’re a skilled miner or a master builder, Suralt rewards your expertise! Leaderboards: Climb to the top and showcase your skills on our leaderboards. Compete with friends and fellow players to earn your place among the best! Discord Integration: Stay connected with our community through Discord! Join discussions, participate in events, and never miss out on the latest server news. Ranks: Progress through our unique ranking system to unlock exciting perks, commands, and abilities. The more you play, the more you can achieve!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 105/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4 Invisible Pathways Walked: 8
    Cursed Statues Activated: 4 Herobrine Sightings: 5
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3 Royal Decrees Issued: 3
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1 Magical Familiars Summoned: 4
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 0 Teleportation Mishaps: 4

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • Safe Haven

    Safe Haven

    Safe Haven is a community-based server with SMP, Creative, a few minigames, and more in development! We have friendly staff and an incredible community welcoming to all!

    SMP: – No griefing – PVP toggleable – McMMO

    Creative: – Rank system – Free Worldedit and VoxelSniper

    We also have Hide and Seek and other community minigames! IP: safehavensmp.apexmc.co OR 172.240.174.132:25576 (1.20.1) We hope you have fun! -Safe Haven Community

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 107/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 7 Titanic Battles Fought: 18
    Void Armor Forged: 12 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 10
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 22 Secret Guilds Joined: 3
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 23 Pirate Ships Raided: 3
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 7 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • CandyCraft

    CandyCraft

    Emek Skyblock and Faction Server You can buy vip etc with gems More things like Digger Minion farmer minion Collector Minion are available in our game ip: mc.candycraft.net

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 101/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 2 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2
    Alien Abductions: 1 Dark Rituals Completed: 2
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 50 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 37
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 3 Spectral Entities Defeated: 6

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • ChickenCraft

    ChickenCraft

    A basic factions, PVP, vanilla, anarchy server. Wage war and conquer the server! The server is dedicated and is run 24/7. There really are limited rules, as we appreciate enjoying classic Minecraft.

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 108/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5 Undead Armies Raised: 2
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    Whispering Caves Entered: 2 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4
    Arcane Towers Raised: 4 Horror Stories Survived: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • WinterMC

    WinterMC

    WinterMC is a competitive skyblock server that released earlier this year and is rapidly growing

    IP Address: play.wintermc.com Discord: https://discord.gg/wintermc Store: https://store.wintermc.net/

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 92/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 2 Cursed Swords Broken: 1
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 18 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 7
    Invisible Walls Found: 3 Epic Bosses Defeated: 1
    Curse of Binding Applied: 5 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 9 Meteorites Collected: 0

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • Pyramid Corp.

    Pyramid Corp.

    Pyramid Corp (beta) is a simple, secure and 100% free Minecraft server where you can join using unofficial Minecraft accounts or official accounts. You can play minigames like Bed Wars, Sky Wars, Prop Hunt, Speed Builders, TNT Run, Color Shuffle and more to come (suggestions open!). You can also try our Survival World and discover all the surprises and custom features we have prepared for you. Join with your friends and have a look!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 96/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Backwards Speech Heard: 4 Cursed Lands Purified: 7
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 4 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4 Omnipotent Charms Created: 4
    Mythical Quests Completed: 14 Chimeras Created: 1
    Cursed Villages Purged: 3 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • Oceania Prestige

    Oceania Prestige

    Oceania Prestige is a 1.9+ PvP Server hosted in Sydney, Australia. We offer Duels with over 20 Custom kits, and a Very Popular Free For All (FFA) Gamemode. We are recognised as the biggest 1.9+ PvP Dedicated Server in Oceania.

    For us, our community is most important to us, you’ll find our players to be friendly, and very enjoyable. Our staff aim to provide our players with the best experience.

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 94/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 3 Falling into the Void: 1
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 2 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 44
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 1 Talking Trees Consulted: 4
    Holy Grails Found: 3 Divine Relics Bestowed: 8
    Potions Brewed: 184 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • NeoMedieval3

    NeoMedieval3

    NeoMedieval 3 ~ The four seasons. More than 9 years of development (since 2012).

    Server in offline mode, Non-Premium. Protect your buildings by creating Camps and Territories. Gain new skills (spells) by increasing your social status. Object-based virtual economy. Buy and sell blocks and items in the store, from anywhere. Earn money by doing different jobs. Establish your home (home). Recover your items upon death, with the Angelic Artifact. Realistic tree felling: fell trees from their base. Sort your containers automatically. Select the best tool automatically. Dynamic map of the world (dynmap).

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 109/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4 Forbidden Doors Opened: 1
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 38 Paranormal Events Investigated: 3
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 16
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Runes Activated: 4
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 8 Legendary Scepters Created: 4

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • Olympia Earth

    Olympia Earth

    Olympia Earth is a 1:300 scale towny earth server. We offer loads of fun and have a great community! We also offer a creative world where you can test designs and we also have a resource world to farm. We are always working on updating the server with great new plugins, events, and taking player suggestions to make the server more enjoyable! Our server has active staff that are consistently available to help with any player needs Together with our community we have made a great family who is still growing. Try the server today!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 98/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 7 Hidden Villages Discovered: 3
    Dragonkin Hatched: 3 Lava Oceans Crossed: 3
    Herobrine Sightings: 2 Eclipse Rings Activated: 2
    Battle Standards Raised: 9 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 14
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 5

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • ZenPvP

    ZenPvP

    ZenPvP Network Prison | Skyblock | Factions | Survival | Gens

    We stride to provide the “Ultimate Experience” to our players every day with daily updates and new content every month. Join to be apart of the community!

    IP: play.zenpvp.net

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 90/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Alternate Realities Explored: 1 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 13
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 1 Rainbows Spotted: 7
    Dragons Tamed: 0 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 19 Werewolf Howls Heard: 4
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 11 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 10

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • LovyMc

    LovyMc

    Open server in version 1.8.X -1.16.X IP: play.lovymc.es Happy to be able to create a Minecraft community! Let’s hope we can continue to grow over time

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 92/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3 Meteorite Armor Created: 15
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 8 Runes Activated: 0
    Royal Courts Attended: 2 Farms Harvested: 263
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 4 Wyrmholes Dug: 5
    Void Armor Forged: 17 Cozy Campfires Lit: 20

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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