Minecraft SMP: /dft/ – Delightfully Funky Traders

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Welcome to /dft/ – Deranged Faggot Trannies! This Minecraft SMP is not for the faint of heart, as we embrace the chaos and craziness that comes with being a part of this server.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of never knowing what your dad’s fetishes are, because let’s be real, they’re probably wilder than a pack of rabid wolves. And remember, if you want to fit in here, you better not even think about jerking off – it’s a strict rule that we take very seriously.

In our latest edition, aptly titled “FUCK MY ASS”, things are bound to get even more insane. Who knows what kind of shenanigans will go down next? Will we build a giant statue of a butt? Will we have a dance party in the Nether? The possibilities are endless, and that’s what makes /dft/ the place to be for all your Minecraft adventures.

So come join us, if you dare. Just be prepared for anything and everything, because on this server, the only thing you can expect is the unexpected.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	81
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Divine Spears Created:	15
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Ozryn Middle School

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

OzrynSMP is a semi-vanilla SMP. We are running several plugins designed to make your Minecraft experience just a bit better! We are now offering the choice of either 1.8 or 1.9 Combat Mechanics! Our plugins include, but are not limited to, Grief Prevention, TreeGravity, SilkSpawners and Player Warps. We have a ready made XP farm for players to use upon joining too. One of our best features is our different reward crates. The keys can be earned through voting or purchased on our store (shop.ozrynmc.net). We are currently a small but very close server and we would love to have some new friends join us!SERVER IP: play.ozryn.com Sever Port [Bedrock and Pocket Edition]: 19137 Server Port [Java]: 25714

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	3603
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

AetherConquest

Economy, Prison, PvE, PvP

Aether Conquest is a server based on a custom gamemode with custom-coded features; the closest category being a “box server”. However, unlike box servers, we offer tons of extra content, such as a level system, custom crafting system, boss spawns, unique and dynamic PvP systems, and more! We plan to keep updating Xanatos with more exclusive features as time goes on!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Runes Activated:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	8

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Hemisphere Survival

Cross-Play, Survival, Vanilla

Vanilla Survival Minecraft Server with QOL/Performance Datapacks and Mods, including Simple Voice Chat. Friendly Community for anyone who loves Minecraft as much as we do. No plots or protection size limits. Creativity is always encouraged.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31	Runes Activated:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	15
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

AusGG

Creative, Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

AusGG is an Australian Minecraft Network which features variety of different game modes.The current servers are: AussieSMP – A whitelisted application survival server with features to improve quality of life for players such as claims, shops and basic teleports. Aussie Creative – A whitelisted creative server for players to build on.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Void Gems Collected:	20
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Meteorite Armor Created:	11
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

DrakesCraft Network

Economy, Factions, Hardcore, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Network DrakesCraft Java and Bedrock always active, 24 hours a day Ip: mc.drakescraft.net Bedrock port: 25565 Versions from 1.18 to 1.20.X Modalities: – Survival 1.20.X Slimefun Custom With many enchantments, more than 8 thousand items (slimefun, 100% technical plugin to create minerals, and its expansions). Use of optifine is recommended In this server community we have plugins for: -protections -Great variety of strong mobs and bosses -custom items and enchantments. -slimefun Discord https://discord.gg/nZgQgbRx6A

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	33	Void Armor Forged:	22
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Runes Activated:	8	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Buildings Constructed:	9	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

HalfastMC UHC Survival

Cross-Play, Hardcore, Survival, Vanilla

Bedrock Edition and Pocket Edition – IP: play.halfastmc.com PORT: 19132The average player CAN NOT SURVIVE playing 5 minutes on THIS server! The Minecraft server HalfastMC is an Ultra Hardcore Vanilla Minecraft Server – Hard Mode Survival with no natural regeneration. Players have to use potions, beacons, apples, etc to regenerate health. Monsters spawn more often and hit much harder. Unlike other servers, players won’t be banned from the server after death. Commands like teleport are very limited, to add more of a challenge to your experience. The server is also very strongly against pay to win, so you won’t see any premium packages for overpowered items.HalfastMC has a semi-active community, filled with people who have been active for many years, and some players that joined very recently. Most of the community is a mature audience, so join and chat at your own discretion. HalfastMC is the perfect place for players who love survival Minecraft but think it’s way too easy. Join the Discord community using this link: https://discord.gg/REGwfwRe6d , or play on the server now using the IP address play.halfastmc.com , or visit our website at www.halfastmc.com. (This server is a direct descendant of DRAGONHOLLOW / Dragon Hollow – If you used to play there, we play here now!)

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	1255
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Towns Built:	10

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

FTB Interactions by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: it.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention claim system > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Maps on RAM drive for faster chunk load. > Daily Backups. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Few items banned. (Link on the server.) > Hosted in Data Center in Germany. > Dedicated Server Online 24/7.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

SonOyuncu Network

Creative, KitPvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Son Oyuncu Network offers you a minecraft experience you have never seen before. Get ready for a minecraft experience that will increase your gaming pleasure with 100% cheat protection and a quality management team!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Void Armor Forged:	23	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	Evil Lairs Raided:	4

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

No Named Orgs Server

Creative, MCMMO, Survival

We are a community aimed at making a fun gaming environment for all gamers to play in! Currently, we have several features:Survival Creative Mob Arenas Wands Infernal Mobs Dungeons And much more!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	23
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11	Dragon Eggs Found:	7596
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

cCraft

Anarchy, Creative, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

cCraft as a bilingual server (German/English) was made openly accessible again with 1.7.x – the principle of being as close as possible to the original Minecraft has the highest priority here.As a player, you have the opportunity to protect your areas on your own responsibility – without having to ask an admin. No commands are required, just a chest (for the very first custom zone) and a gold shovel for creating new zones and moving the corners of existing zones.Our worlds are free to use, as we know from the original Minecraft – only the areas protected by other players are subject to restrictions.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Love Letters Sent:	8
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Endless Night Skies:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Project City Build

Creative, Mini Games, Survival, Vanilla

Project City Build [ Creative | Survival | Minigames ]PCB is a tight knit Minecraft community and city building server, dedicated to building realistic, modern, themed or period based towns and cities. PCB has been running since the early days of Classic, and has grown and evolved over the years.Whether on our creative or survival mode maps, you can get together with your friends to create your own cities. Our server is based around building large scale towns and cities; help expand an existing town, or start your own!Project City Build is a small and friendly community that will always welcome new members. If you are interested in building things, this server is perfect for you.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Towns Built:	8
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	88
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	20

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

that cry

KitPvP, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival

liroyo – a gaming experience out of this world. So who are we? Hi, I’m Leroy and I’m a relatively small YouTuber, ever since I can remember playing minecraft, I’ve always wanted to have a minecraft server. Until now it was just Batternos, but I wanted to take it a step further: a really real server, real storage, a level server. So I invite you to come to Leroy: serve with a loving community, Fastest support available And above all, just a fun Minecraft server to play on.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

DreamZone

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival

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Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	45
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

lemoncraft

Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

At LemonCraft we focus on an unusual gaming experience, do our missions, defeat bosses to unlock worlds, explore our custom world and become the top of the server! We will wait for you!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Chimeras Created:	1	Magic Items Found:	2886
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

vakmc

LifeSteal, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival

Who are we? VAKMC is India’s Biggest Minecraft NetworkWhat do we have? ⇨ Ultimate Lifesteal And more gamemodes coming soon!(VAK MC is available for both JAVA Edition and BEDROCK/POCKET Edition of Minecraft) ◆ JAVA IP: vakmc.fun ◆ Bedrock Port: 25626Come Join the fire and compete with many other players to drill the leaderboard!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Villages Defended:	10	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	338
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Star Shards Collected:	52
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).