Minecraft SMP: /dft/ – Delightfully Funky Traders

acceptance, Community, dad’s fetishes, Daddy Issues, Delightfully, deranged, dft, FAGGOT, fetish, fuck my ass, Funky, Gender Identity, kink, Lgbt, LGBTQ, mental health, Minecraft, never jerk off, sexual orientation, smp, Support, taboo, Therapy, Traders, trannies, Transgender

Welcome to /dft/ – Deranged Faggot Trannies! This Minecraft SMP is not for the faint of heart, as we embrace the chaos and craziness that comes with being a part of this server.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of never knowing what your dad’s fetishes are, because let’s be real, they’re probably wilder than a pack of rabid wolves. And remember, if you want to fit in here, you better not even think about jerking off – it’s a strict rule that we take very seriously.

In our latest edition, aptly titled “FUCK MY ASS”, things are bound to get even more insane. Who knows what kind of shenanigans will go down next? Will we build a giant statue of a butt? Will we have a dance party in the Nether? The possibilities are endless, and that’s what makes /dft/ the place to be for all your Minecraft adventures.

So come join us, if you dare. Just be prepared for anything and everything, because on this server, the only thing you can expect is the unexpected.

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

TryPvP

PvP, Survival

TryPvP is a survival server. Our Developer has been working for hours upon hours to perfect the Skripts neccesary to run our server.

Unfortunately we have to shut down by the start of June. But until then, get on and have fun! We’re accepting staff even though we won’t be up. But if you get to be staff, you’ll have your staff rank when we restart!

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	26	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	4

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

PlanetMC1

PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Come play PlanetMC1 we have survival, pvp, skyblock, and events! winning an event will not only get you a reward but you will get a custom rank! so come join us hade have fun!

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Exoticnetwork

Cracked, Crates, Ffa, PvP, Survival

Server IP: play.exoticnetwork.in:19132

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Faction

Factions, PvP, Survival

We are currently looking for Staff members such as builders, Moderators, Admins, Managers, Developers, ETC. If you think you can help? JOIN! If you can advertise this server by recording or posting things on your social medias, then JOIN HERE! This server will be the next thing with your help! Thank you!

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Divine Spears Created:	10
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Kreys

Dungeons, Economy, Elitemobs, Gui Shop, Multiplayer Survival, Semi Vanilla, Shop, Slimefun, Vanilla Survival

SLIMEFUN ELITEMOBS JOBS SKILLS SHOP

If you are looking for a server to play with your friends without lag and great content JOIN!

Our server has dungeons, tombs upon death, no ADMIN abuse, active STAFF, rewards when voting, store, jobs, random meteorites around the map, free of hackers and MANY MORE THINGS!

SURVIVAL [1.8.9-1.19.3] BEDROCK Y JAVA SLIMEFUN, ELITEMOBS, SHOP, SKILLS

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

The Raphie MC Server

Survival, Vanilla

This is a vanilla, survival, Minecraft server. Almost everything can happen because it has only 2 rules. The server is also by the Youtuber “Raphie Exists” (https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCUGznixdw_sxn5Jn1bIHl8A). The 2 rules are: 1. Don’t say language that may be offensive to a race, gender, religion, etc 2. Don’t hack

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

ParadoxMC

Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock

ParadoxMC is a simplistic OG, NON-OP SkyBlock server. Don’t join if you’re not tough enough to survive.

– Non-OP Economy – Play With Your Friends – Monthly Top Island PayPal Rewards – Friendly Community

50% OFF LAUNCH SALE | JOIN TODAY

IP: Play.ParadoxMC.org Forum: https://paradoxmc.org/

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	100	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Secret Passages Found:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Meow.catempire.win

Bungeecord, Discord, Lobby, Paper, Semi Vanilla, Skypvp, Survival

Server IP: meow.catempire.win

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

hostiland

Survival, Vanilla

Welcome To The Survival Vote; Hostiland I Hope You Have Fun On My Server and Don’t Forget to Vote Krak

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

RolePlay 100×100

Economy, Prison, Roleplay, Survival

Servidorft RolePlay 1.12.2 forge (with mods, download on discord) is a server with jobs such as police, banker, farmer, miner… It is important to log into discord and follow the instructions in the welcome message.

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Tapioca express

Pixelmon Reforged

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	150	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Zees Pub Semi-Vanilla Survival

Anarchy, Survival, Vanilla

Zee’s Pub No Rules/No Hacks/No Pay2Win Semi-Vanilla Survival is built on Paper as the server base, runs on a Linux Dedicated server, we use SilkSpawners to make Spawners Mineable with Silk Touch, EssentialsX For The Basics, FastLeafDecay, Gatekeeper, Harbor(Sleep Plugin), Phantom Combat(For Combat Logging), and Lasso. ONLY Anonymous donations are allowed, there is no buying admin, items, ranks, particles, cosmetics, etc… The only incentive you have to donate is making sure the server can continue running on a High Performance Dedicated Server with Gigabit Fiber connection.

IP: minecraft.zee.li Port:25565(default)

Specs:

Intel Core i7 9700K

64GB DDR4 RAM

M.2 NVMe Drive

Gigabit Fiber Ethernet Plugins installed on server: SilkSpawners, Essentials, FastLeafDecay, Gatekeeper, Harbor, Phantom Combat, Lasso

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Holy Grails Found:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

MCJabko

Vanilla

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Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Dragons Tamed:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	243

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Ourcraft community

Arena Pvp, Discord, Events, Fun, smp

Ourcraft is a minecraft SMP server! The first ever discord server was created back in 2021 and stays till this day. The name has been kept from public since 2014. This means that in 2014 me and my friend tough we created the first name “OurCraft”. In 2022 I found that there have been servers with the same name since 2011 ! Now here with us you can make friends and memories while our staff team is protecting you. We have Custom Weapons that help you progress thru the gameplay, we have custom enchants and so much more!

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	130	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

redneck mining

Economy, Survival

Just a small friendly minecraft server, come have fun and relax and play minecraft. some addons for your enjoyment

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!