Minecraft SMP: /dft/ – Delightfully Funky Traders

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Welcome to /dft/ – Deranged Faggot Trannies! This Minecraft SMP is not for the faint of heart, as we embrace the chaos and craziness that comes with being a part of this server.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of never knowing what your dad’s fetishes are, because let’s be real, they’re probably wilder than a pack of rabid wolves. And remember, if you want to fit in here, you better not even think about jerking off – it’s a strict rule that we take very seriously.

In our latest edition, aptly titled “FUCK MY ASS”, things are bound to get even more insane. Who knows what kind of shenanigans will go down next? Will we build a giant statue of a butt? Will we have a dance party in the Nether? The possibilities are endless, and that’s what makes /dft/ the place to be for all your Minecraft adventures.

So come join us, if you dare. Just be prepared for anything and everything, because on this server, the only thing you can expect is the unexpected.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	0	New Chunks Explored:	596896
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Meteorite Armor Created:	17

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

EggMC

Cross-Play, Economy, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

Welcome to EggMC, the ultimate Minecraft survival server! We’ve crafted a finely-tuned experience where survival is at its best. Explore custom items, discover amazing features, and build in a friendly community. Join us today and make your survival adventure epic!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Falling into the Void:	0	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	36	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Love Letters Sent:	4	Villages Defended:	5

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

CapeDirt

Anarchy, Economy, Survival

Simple mechanics non pay to win SMP mixed with Simi anarchy. For more info it’s recommended to join our discord

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Chimeras Created:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Sunshine Network

Survival

Server oriented towards custom modes, currently with a developed RPG-style mode with a wide variety of weapons with effects, bosses and a large number of pets.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	65
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Divine Spears Created:	23
Mines Excavated:	3729	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Based MC

Anarchy, Survival, Vanilla

Based MC is a free for everyone Minecraft Anarchy server hosted in Europe that was created on July 31, 2023. There are no rules, players have the freedom to grief, kill other players, and steal without consequences. Based MC is also very community focused making regular polls and constantly listening to the community! Join now to play minecraft anarchy with lots of other players that like to build and PVP!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	6	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Magic Items Found:	3532
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Meteorites Collected:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Alanium MC

KitPvP, Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Endless Legions Commanded:	13
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Dragons Tamed:	5

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

OdinCraft

Earth, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

Welcome to Odincraft, a Minecraft server that offers endless possibilities. Were thrilled that youve decided to join our community, and we cant wait to show you everything our server has to offer. Whether youre a seasoned Minecraft player or just starting out, were confident that youll find something to love on our server.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Endless Night Skies:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

MineFreeze

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Come play MineFreeze, play a unique gamemode rarely seen on Minecraft called generators! Make passive income on your island by upgrading your generators. Explore a custom RPG quest line by completing quests and getting rewards. Use farming and fishing to level up, never seen before custom features on Minecraft!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Void Armor Forged:	25	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

King SMP

Cross-Play, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

King SMP is a Java and Bedrock Minecraft server. It is run by KingRegNog who streams the SMP twice a week on his Twitch channel.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Epic Quests Completed:	18
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16	Enchantments Applied:	225
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Sovereign Craft

Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Merging a real economy with the digital world of Minecraft with the power of lightning.Imagine a Minecraft world where you can create and build up your own town, city, or nation. Fight in action-packed wars, become a trade empire, and create alliances. Run your own tavern or shop, join a military, become a politician and move up the ranks in a nation all while using and utilizing Bitcoin for everything you do.Prefer the Vanilla experience? We also have an SMP world with claims.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Zombie Dances:	9	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Potions Brewed:	107	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Kimucraft

Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvP, Survival

//GRAND OPENING// KIMUCRAFT h a r d c o r e Java and Bedrock served 24/7 1.19+ 0 LagWe have: ◾Dungeons◾Revive◾MobsOP◾Tombs◾Ranks◾Jobs◾Protections◾Economy◾Clans◾Blood Moon◾Pvp on/off◾Daily rewards◾Crates◾Events◾Chill mode to build calmly ◾Warps: Jail, ArenaPvP, ArenaPvE, Store , Boxes,+Invite your friends and you will get rewards. +Active Christmas Event with VIP Reward Rank

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	232	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Zafirocraft Network

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Join our Minecraft server, the place where fun and adventure never end!Supported version: 1.8 to 1.20.4 Available in Java and Bedrock For premium and non-premium players

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Potions Brewed:	178	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

GodSpunky

Bedwars, Cross-Play, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars

Official Minecraft Network Of Spunky Insaan Similar To Hypixel With Indian Feel And No Lag It Is Available For Bedrock (PE) + Java Cracked

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Potions Brewed:	198	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Secret Passages Found:	7
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Secret Garden

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Parkour, Survival

Secret Garden is a community-oriented Minecraft Java SMP server. We strive to create an environment that is friendly, helpful, fun, and safe for all players. The server includes many features to enhance the player experience including basic commands (/rtp, /tpa, /sethome, etc), land claiming, a resource world that gets refreshed regularly, a shop to buy and sell items, deathchests, pets, SlimeFun, custom ender dragons, and free ranks with playtime.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Villages Defended:	6
Zombie Dances:	7	Divine Spears Created:	13
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Frenily

Creative, Earth, Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Frenily, where the community comes first and the adventure never ends! Our friendly staff is dedicated to creating a fun and welcoming environment for all players. Explore our realistic survival world, complete with states, cities and towns, where you can build, trade and thrive. In Frenily, you’ll find a balance of challenge and reward as you work to survive in the wild. And soon, role-play mechanics will be added to take your experience to the next level. Join our thriving community today and let’s create unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	289	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Runes Activated:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

TraizelCraft

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, Survival

Server IP — TraizelCraft.net Port for Bedrock — 2072 Discord — Use code qWssnBP or go to discord.TraizelCraft.netDiscover TraizelCraft!We are a crossplay and crossversion server with RPG and Factions!We feature RPG, Factions, Dungeons, Parkour, Mazes, Custom loot and gear, a vast open world, many custom enemies and bosses to fight, and more.We also do events through our discord and have many more gamemodes to come in the future!Explore | Discover | Conquer | Become Legend

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!