Minecraft SMP: /dft/ – Delightfully Funky Traders

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Welcome to /dft/ – Deranged Faggot Trannies! This Minecraft SMP is not for the faint of heart, as we embrace the chaos and craziness that comes with being a part of this server.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of never knowing what your dad’s fetishes are, because let’s be real, they’re probably wilder than a pack of rabid wolves. And remember, if you want to fit in here, you better not even think about jerking off – it’s a strict rule that we take very seriously.

In our latest edition, aptly titled “FUCK MY ASS”, things are bound to get even more insane. Who knows what kind of shenanigans will go down next? Will we build a giant statue of a butt? Will we have a dance party in the Nether? The possibilities are endless, and that’s what makes /dft/ the place to be for all your Minecraft adventures.

So come join us, if you dare. Just be prepared for anything and everything, because on this server, the only thing you can expect is the unexpected.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	33
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Alien Abductions:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

NeoUni

Creative, PvP, Survival

【Thank you for coming!!】 This is a Japanese Server. When you connect to the server, you will be logged in to the Lobby server. From there you can connect to survival, creative and PvP servers.【Rules : Do Not】・Annoying acts such as destruction, theft of items, and spam. ・Solicitation to other servers not related to Neo-Universe Server. ・Acts such as live broadcasting and video uploading without the permission of the operator. ・Load attack on servers such as DoS and DDoS. ・Other acts that hinder server operation.If you do not follow the rules, you will be banned without warning.【Youtube channel】https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCaG0c1OSvFuCVoag99Fq22Q

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Dimension Hops:	9
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	28
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Alien Abductions:	1
Villages Defended:	18	Divine Spears Created:	21

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

MC.NOOB.LV

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

from 1.7.2 up to Latest versions supported! – FACTIONS | SKYBLOCK | ANNIHILATION | SKYPVP | HUB | SURVIVAL – – Factions update with new Nether!Our Discord – https://discord.gg/ByGQXyQ– 1.8 Combat Mechanics – Ranks – SilkTouch Spawners – CratesJoin Now! Vote for rewards in game!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Royal Courts Attended:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Modesty

Factions, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

Want a peaceful server where you can build with your friends? Or, do you prefer to play survival with a few minigames? Modesty has it all! Modesty has multiple worlds to explore. The world is a non-griefing, community supporting world with lots to explore. You can challenge mob arenas, or take on your friends at pvp.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	128	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	24	Farms Harvested:	692
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Chimeras Created:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	6

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Minecafe

Survival

We have a 1.14.4 SMP and are working on adding new servers. The SMP has grief prevention, TorchWand, fast leaf decay, and more. Come hang out with us, and help build our community. 🙂

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	448
Void Armor Forged:	22	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Chimeras Created:	1	Dragons Tamed:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	2

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Lootcraft

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Lootcraft, a survival server with a friendly community! We offer a chill and laid back experience, so if you’re looking for a casual server to play on you’ve come to the right place! We offer many features, such as land claiming to protect your builds, chest shops and auctions to buy and sell items, and player warps so other players can check out what you made. With the world border being 10,000 x 10,000, there is plenty of land to explore. Come join us and become part of the Lootcraft community!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Secret Passages Found:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

WheatField

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, PvP, Skyblock

WheatField,WheatField is a community based server that is now online! We cater for lovers of all gamemodes featuring KitPvP, Skyblock, Factions and soon to be Creative. We can’t wait to see the community flourish. We hope you enjoy the server and appreciate the heartfelt time and effort we have put in to the server. We love you guys!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Furry Refuge Community Server

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

We’re a small but growing community of Furries with a community server that is welcome to anyone and everyone who wants to join! We’ve got landclaiming, a bit of an economy going, along with Slimefun! We try to foster a a friendly encronment with players on daily. Lands will allow you to claim a property by doing “/lands claim”.. you can also use the little menu book we’ve provided. Slimefun book is also very easy to use and uses xp to unlock tech stuff. If you want a more vanilla play, you can definitely do that without having to worry about tech stuff. On the other hand, you can delve deep into tech without mods, allowing even players with crappy computers to play on our server and have just as much fun. Remember, you can save your xp by using a empty bottle item in a crafting table. keep “soulbound” items in your inventory upon death, and other stuff! Join us on telegram at telegram.furryrefuge.com or our discord which is discord.furryrefuge.com. We hope to see you in-game, and if not, you can use the bot to chat to people in-game from telegram or discord minecraft chats!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

MegaCityCraft

Creative, Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Survival

24/7 Hosted /back /tpa /sell etc !! Wait for it… Our free commands are free. We have tons of features — Come play a while and see why we’re so AWESOME !!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	9	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Emeralds Found:	7381

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Swyft Minecraft Network

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

Welcome to Swyft, your next destination for an exceptional Minecraft experience! Immerse yourself in the world of Swyft, a dedicated 1.20 Minecraft server that pushes the boundaries of creativity and community. Operating on Java and incorporating custom resources, our server creates a unique and immersive gameplay environment.But that’s not all! We’re currently hard at work on a Java and Bedrock Hybrid server, where Java players can seamlessly join forces with Bedrock players. Swyft is committed to fostering a united gaming community where players from both platforms can share their adventures and experiences.Support the Swyft community by participating in voting and unlocking exciting perks, including extra homes, chest shops, player vaults, spawners, and much more. Whether you’re a seasoned Minecraft enthusiast or just embarking on your gaming journey, Swyft warmly welcomes you to join our ever-growing community.Connect now to Swyft, the server where creativity knows no bounds, and the community is at the heart of every adventure. Your journey begins here!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Dimension Hops:	12
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Magic Items Found:	5222
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	30	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

gamemode Creative

Creative, Cross-Play

Asia’s largest CREATIVE ARCHITECTURE SERVER Everyone can receive Flat Personal World and Wild Personal Worlds for free to engage in personal creative activities. With this, unleash your creativity and create your own architectural masterpieces.Our server provides various features to allow players to enjoy creative activities freely. You can use a variety of functions including WorldEdit without any restrictions, enabling you to turn creative ideas into reality.Moreover, our server is enhancing multilingual support. With support for languages like English, Japanese, and more, you can communicate and collaborate with players from around the world.Make new friends and enjoy the joy of construction through Minecraft! We are waiting for you on our server.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Magic Items Found:	4956
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Dimension Hops:	10

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Kohar Mc

Factions, Survival

You can’t find a server where you can consistently play on?KoharMC Is an exclusive faction server that will allow you to experience countless adventures and many memoriesThis server allows you to create your faction and let you release your inner conquerer.You can lead the strongest faction on the server and dominate everybody.You might want to become a headhunter and make money for the factions by hunting their enemy’s head.The possibilities are limitless. Join today and become an exclusive member of our community!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

16-Bit MC

Skyblock, Survival

We aspire to be your Skyblock home. Server is new, however we’re here for the long haul! Come be a founding member of our server, build your Skyblock, and check out our unique cave system!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Crops Grown:	1167	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	29
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Cake Realm

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Survival, Vanilla

Cake Realm is a cross-play Minecraft server that focuses on Survival and Sky Block. The play through should be as normal as possible with some fun extra functions. So you can play with your friends with no compromises. This is the discord server where you get updates on the progress on the server and can connect with fellow Minecraft players.This server is a great and simple way for everyone to interact with the fantastic world which is Minecraft. Therefore do we have crossplay between Minecraft Java and Minecraft Bedrock. So you can play Minecraft with your friends no matter what.Game modes: Survival and Sky Block

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Dimension Hops:	11	Wailing Winds Heard:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Planet X Vanilla

PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

Hello Minecrafter! We invite you to our friendly community!We offer an immersive survival experience while staying completely true to the classic game style.To start playing, just join our Discord channel and submit an application. Don’t worry, we will quickly check it and you can immerse yourself in the exciting world of our server!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Infernal Network

Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Mines Excavated:	4631
Emeralds Found:	1724	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	306	Dragonkin Hatched:	5

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!