Minecraft SMP: /b/ Sucks Today LOL

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	7916
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Alien Abductions:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	73
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Enchantments Applied:	182
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of getting bored on /b/? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few griefers, but who’s counting?).

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately get attacked by a group of chickens wearing diamond armor. You try to run but they’re too fast, clucking menacingly as they chase you around. Just when you think all hope is lost, a group of friendly llamas come to your rescue, spitting at the chickens and saving the day.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon with a twist – this dragon is a master chef who challenges players to cook-offs instead of battles. Can you outcook the dragon and claim the title of Top Chef of the End?

So say goodbye to /b/ and hello to a world of endless possibilities and hilarious adventures. Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the chaos begin!

BiscuitSMP

Cross-Play, Hardcore, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	4026
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	26	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Emeralds Found:	5365	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	103	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2

Welcome to BiscoitoSMP, a server made for all Minecraft fans! BiscoitoSMP is a vanilla server with several events and history On the server we have: Events, Clans, Wars, Alliances, Weddings, incredible friendships, History and fun!In BiscuitSMP you can write your own story, you can choose to be the hero or villain!# » Enter no server > IP: biscoitosmp.fun > Porta Bedrock: 25566Version: 1.12 to 1.20 Platform: Bedrock and Java!

biscoito.fun:19144

MineFruit

Hardcore, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	3073
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Mythical Quests Completed:	40	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Votes:	7591	Mythical Swords Crafted:	40
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Void Armor Forged:	13	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Bringing a fun time and an enjoyable experience to the Lifesteal gamemode. Java and Bedrock compatible! Frequent updates and changes!

minefruit.org

RLCraft by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	6890
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Villages Defended:	20	Dimension Hops:	2

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: rl.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention land claim system. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany. > FTB Ultimate Reloaded Modpack

rl.craftersland.net

Hometown

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Survival

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	4243
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Gods Slained:	2
New Chunks Explored:	504001	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Mines Excavated:	1980	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	7847	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0

Here in Hometown, we are a simple, but very well made server with a community unlike any other. The spawn is unique, but also simple and easy to navigate. We believe Multiplayer is for playing with others and with your friends, so we try our best for every player to connect with others by allowing players to have the ability to teleport to others. Here in hometown we try our best to keep you and your things safe. With our anti grief plugins, any grief will be undone; chests will be protected,PvP will be disabled, and horses will have locks. We also offer the user a variety of minigames to play such as Splegg, CTF, DeathMatch, Parkour Race, and many more. With all that, there’s also a community controlled economy with user made shops in our widely unique marketplace. What are you waiting for? Make yourself at home!

smp.hometownmc.com

GrimmRP

PvP, Roleplay, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	4713
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

Server launches December 15th!GrimurRP is a vanilla world-building roleplay server featuring a wide array of custom plugins and clever resource-pack use to create a fully realised steampunk experience.If I’ve captured your interest I’d love to invite you to join us over at: Web: https://grimurrp.com Server: grimurrp.com or play.grimurrp.com Discord: discord.gg/grimur Matrix: https://matrix.to/#/#grimurrp:matrix.org

grimurrp.com

SiphonMC

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	1662
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Potions Brewed:	105
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Gods Slained:	0

Embark on epic adventures on SiphonMC! Explore custom biomes, team up with pals, and protect your creations. Rise through the ranks by completing jobs and collecting unique gear sets from daily-spawning bosses. Join our friendly community for thrilling PvP events and pure survival fun. Discover the joy of Dungeons with custom bosses and gear sets – the ultimate end game!Choose your path with two exciting game modes, engage in intense Lifesteal PVP where anything goes, or enjoy a more relaxed Survival mode with keep inventory and flight time. Both modes feature custom mounts,dungeons,gear sets,skills,and more for a brand new way to explore the server. Join us now for a community-focused adventure!

mc.siphonmc.net

MCLabs

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Towny

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	755
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Enchantments Applied:	281	Star Shards Collected:	55

In MCLabs, you choose to be a CHEMIST or a COP. Chemists grow crops to turn them into illegal CHEMS and COMPOUNDS to sell. Cops try to arrest chemists and take the chems for themselves. Use money from selling chems to rank up, earning new perks and abilities to build your chem empire towards Chem Lord status, or to ascend the police ranks towards Operator status.MCLabs has been running for over 10 years (formerly known as MC-Drugs/MCDrugs) and is home to unique mechanics not seen on any other server.Along with the main Chems gamemode, we have Creative, KitPvP, Parkour, and a unique PvE experience: The Pit.

ms.labs-mc.com

ByCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	1808
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

Our Network contains these modalities: · Survival Custom 1.20.1 [1.16x – 1.20.1]

· BoxPvP 1.20.1 [1.16x – 1.20.1]

· Practice 1.20.1 [1.16x – 1.20.1]

· UHC 1.16.5 [1.16x – 1.20.1]This is for now we are working to add more modalities.Network Features:· We add improvements to the server almost every day. · Good ping for all of Latin America. · We remain active in support to help people with possible problems they have.

mso.bycraft.net

hugeboxes

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	6681
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	6690	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Mythical Swords Crafted:	94

Best box server in existance! Join now to start your box journey!Hugeboxes is custom coded with alot of unique ideas such as bosses, abilities, fishing, farming and alot more!Version: 1.16+

hugeboxes.minehut.gg

Addictive

MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	5398
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	25	Secret Passages Found:	7
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Magical Moments Shared:	14	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3

Addictive with an economy system, auctions, fragments, daily events, bank accounts, special islands and many more, come live an addictive adventure!https://viciante.com.br/forum https://discord.viciante.com.br/

ms.viciante.com.br

AstridCloud

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	3887
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Chimeras Created:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Gnome Villages Protected:	2

AstridCloud proudly announces the recent implementation of Minecraft version 1.20.1, ushering in a new era of exhilarating gameplay.Our meticulously curated survival server thrives on constant innovation, consistently delivering cutting-edge updates. Immerse yourself in a world of limitless possibilities, where you can not only survive but flourish, fueled by the allure of custom cosmetics that allow you to craft a truly unique player identity.Experience grandeur like never before with our epic events, meticulously designed to challenge and thrill players of all backgrounds.Additionally, our thriving community is brought together through our highly active Discord server, offering a dynamic platform for engaging discussions, collaborations, and camaraderie. Join the AstridCloud universe today at discord.astridcloud.xyz and embark on a journey that transcends the ordinary.

play.astridcloud.xyz

Venturedmc

Economy, Factions, OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	6247
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	12
Magic Crystals Found:	14	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Epic Quests Completed:	26	Treasure Maps Found:	8

Who are we? VenturedMC is a brand new network that strives to perfection!What do we have? ⇨ Ultimate Lifesteal And more gamemodes coming soon!(VenturedMC is available for both JAVA Edition and BEDROCK/POCKET Edition of Minecraft) ◆ JAVA IP: play.venturedmc.org ◆ Bedrock Port: 19132

play.Venturedmc.org

Mythgarde

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	7686
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Endless Night Skies:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	6172	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Enchantments Applied:	283	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20

Welcome to Mythgarde: The Guard of LegendsEnter Mythgarde, an enchanted city where ancient magic and legends intertwine their destinies. In the Bazaar of Forgotten Essences, alchemists distill the lost knowledge of deities, creating elixirs that awaken the hidden potential of adventurers.Explore streets illuminated by Runes, the currency that represents the ancient pact between the gods and the inhabitants of Mythgarde. Forge your path in the Ancient Forges Smithy, challenge in the Colosseum of Shadows, and trade in the Market of Wonders.But be careful, intrepid traveler, because forgotten essences attract shadows of the past. On this unique server, your destiny becomes intertwined with the legends themselves. Join us at Mythgarde and forge your own story in The Guard of Legends!

mythgarde.live

Sky Servers Survival

Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	2704
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Divine Spears Created:	24	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Buildings Constructed:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	5

WELCOME to SKY SERVERS SURVIVAL Established in 2012, Sky Servers is an Australian Survival Server. Hosted in Melbourne on our own dedicated server we offer a unique survival experience for all ages! We have a fantastic community of people from all over the world who help make SS amazing. The server is EULA compliant meaning no pay 2 win perks! Get started on Sky Servers Survival! Website: www.skyservers.net IP: sky-mc.net

sky-mc.net

Thanks Prison

Economy, Prison, PvP

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	5807
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5

50+ Custom Enchants Lucky Blocks Custom Auto-Miner Custom Pet System Custom Gang System Custom Achievement System Custom Fishing System Custom Rank-up System Custom Bot Infinite Ranks Custom Shop Custom Stats Menu Anti-Cheat

DankPrison.com