Minecraft SMP: /b/ Sucks Today LOL

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	9700
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	25
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	28	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	492	Magic Items Found:	1159
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	7475	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of getting bored on /b/? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few griefers, but who’s counting?).

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately get attacked by a group of chickens wearing diamond armor. You try to run but they’re too fast, clucking menacingly as they chase you around. Just when you think all hope is lost, a group of friendly llamas come to your rescue, spitting at the chickens and saving the day.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon with a twist – this dragon is a master chef who challenges players to cook-offs instead of battles. Can you outcook the dragon and claim the title of Top Chef of the End?

So say goodbye to /b/ and hello to a world of endless possibilities and hilarious adventures. Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the chaos begin!

Hojki

Creative, Vanilla

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	8532
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Holy Grails Found:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Crops Grown:	6833
Meteorites Collected:	0	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4

Welcome to Hojki, a Dutch medieval server where creativity is central. Build impressive castles and lively villages with us. Collaborate on major projects or bring your own masterpieces to life. Whether you are an experienced builder or just starting out, everyone is welcome. Share inspiration, make new friends and let your imagination run wild. Hojki offers a cozy community where you can build your own medieval world, full of adventure and possibilities. Join us and discover a world of endless creativity!

hojki.serv.nu

BoxVentures

PvP, Survival

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	608
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Potions Brewed:	120
Magic Crystals Found:	19	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Magical Moments Shared:	24
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2

BoxVentures is a mining/pvp based sever hosted on Minehut. BoxVentures has unique qualities such as fun chat games, helpful staff members, well made skripts, custom fishing, different dimensions, and more!

boxventures.minehut.gg

Cataclysm Of Clans

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	4490
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	24
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	7

Welcome Survivors to Cataclysm Clans: Rise of a New World! In this post-apocalyptic Minecraft realm, where chaos and rebirth intertwine, you embark on a journey like never before. Brace yourselves for the ultimate adventure, where each step echoes the resilience of survival.Cataclysm Clans Awaits You – Forge Your Legacy!

cataclysm.factions.ws

SurviveTheNight

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	2396
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Villages Defended:	17	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11

Gamers you are all invited to join and test the new MMORPG Project called Survive The NightWhat is Survive The Night STN is a Massive Multiplayer Custom Built experience, play with your friends to conquer Foes. Take on daring Quests to receive Epic rewards Mine you way to Fortunes and riches that only a true Dwarfing Minecrafter would be proud of. Trade with Players and NPCs alike in a Open commerce space. Aquire the best Loot and take on Mega BossesConquer the Depths of the Spiral Sewers to obtain unimaginable weapons Take on the Survive The Night itself, in a custom built Dungeon experience, set world records for timed runs, obtain the best Dungeon loot obtained from chests at the end of your RunsThe World of STN is only now being brought to life, and we need you brave adventures to take on the Challenge ARE YOU WORTHY

mc.survivethenight.net

Rinna Craft

Economy, Survival

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	5541
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Magic Items Found:	5553	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Farms Harvested:	698

Rinna Craft: Explore, Survive, and Rise!Discover Rinna Survival 1.20.2: Innovation, Excitement, and Adventure Await!Are you ready to write your own survival story? Dive into Rinna Craft and start your adventure in the latest Minecraft version, 1.20.2! In our survival server, you’ll explore dungeons, face legendary bosses with unique abilities, and forge your path to greatness.Join Now, Let the Adventure Begin! IP: mc.rinnacraft.comFor more information, visit our wiki: https://rinna-craft.gitbook.io/rinna-survival-wiki/

mc.rinnacraft.com:4007

EnderCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	3434
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	24
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Dimension Hops:	6	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4

Welcome to EnderCraft, a meticulously crafted Minecraft custom survival server that transports players into a realm of boundless adventure and unparalleled challenges. EnderCraft stands as a testament to the fusion of innovation and classic Minecraft gameplay, offering an immersive experience that captivates both seasoned veterans and newcomers alike.

endercraft.my-mc.net

Chicken SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	4420
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	9651
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Backwards Speech Heard:	3

The Huhn SMP is a brand-new 1.20.1 Minecraft Server open for everyone. We have custom enchants, the newest version of Minecraft, jobs, a balanced economy and much more! The survival multiplayer server is open for Tlauncher and normal Java Minecraft Players. If your PC does not support MC version 1.20.1, you can also join with 1.16.

huhn-smp.com:25574

Adult Swims Survival

Anarchy, Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	7672
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Villages Defended:	18	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Cozy Campfires Lit:	8	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Buildings Constructed:	23
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Alien Abductions:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	28	Mythical Quests Completed:	23

Adult Swim’s Survival – Beta Test LivePVP A large ancient gladiator themed PVP arena, contains lots of open space for players to fight.Commands, Perks, and Cosmetic Shop Players can spend their in-game currency to purchase permissions to advance their gameplay; as well as purchasing cosmetics like /Hat.Quests Players can complete several different types of tasks such as Mining, Crafting, Mob killing and more to earn rewards.So Much More!

adultswimsurvival.online

Rising Heroes

Parkour, Prison, PvE, PvP

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	4189
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	335
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5

Welcome to Rising Heroes, a community dating back to 2013! We have relaunched with an all new prison experience and more servers to come, with custom pickaxe levels, gems, artifacts, PvE and more! Fully custom builds with helpful staff and an existing player base, what’s not to love?mc.risingheroes.org Join Today!

mc.risingheroes.org

The Legacy SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	1398
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	14
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Meteorites Collected:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	57
Buildings Constructed:	40	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

Legacy SMP is a Towny server modeled after the British Parliament, active for a year with a new season underway. Offering a 27/7 online experience, it features active towns, a thriving economy, frequent events, anti-cheat measures, an auction house, jobs plugin, MCMMO skills, optional wars, player shops, daily vote rewards, an admin shop, and a supportive staff. Embracing a mock government setup, the server incorporates plugins like Towny, Dynmap, and Graves with regular updates. Compatible across Xbox, PS4, Mobile, PC/Computer, and Nintendo Switch, those interested can join the server’s Discord community at https://discord.gg/3Xf4vdPJcE.

thelegacysmp.apexmc.co:25576

Cosmo Survival

Economy, Survival

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	1391
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	49	Mythical Swords Crafted:	37
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	35
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

Family Friendly Survival Server with crates, shops, ranks, events, silktouching spawners, auctionhouse, giveaways and more! Please be respectful to others and have fun! Still in beta testing! Report any bugs to staff online! 1.20.1 with cherry trees and new updates!

cosmosurvival.apexmc.co

SimpleZone

Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	482
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Potions Brewed:	86
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Magic Items Found:	7953	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2

Introducing SimpleZone, a friendly server that brings a new level of fun, excitement, and adventure to your Minecraft experience. Our focus is on simple yet unique additions that enhance your everyday gameplay. We are starting with Survival, and there’s even more witty and enjoyable content coming your way soon!

mc.simple-zone.net

Astoria

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	5522
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	437	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Holy Grails Found:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Star Shards Collected:	97	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	Alien Abductions:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Farms Harvested:	607

Java IP: play.astoria.gg Discord: discord.gg/astoria Store: store.astoria.ggWelcome to Astoria, an exciting server built from the ground up with the player experience in mind. The Astoria server is laid-back, has strict no-grief/no-troll rules, and is an SMP style server where the community is valued more than anything else.Even though Astoria offers a huge variety of features, and plugins, to enhance your gameplay; such as Custom Enchants, Lands Claims, Boss Dungeons, and more; we always strive to preserve the authentic Minecraft experience.The survival world has a border of 20k x 20k, meaning plenty of room to find the ideal build spot, and both the End and Nether worlds are completely borderless!You can support the server by voting daily, every vote is a step closer to ranking up and gives you awesome rewards like money and flight time!

play.astoria.gg

Friends Zone

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	2699
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	96	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	2

The best survival server for Minecraft 1.20.4 (Brazil)• Slimefun • Jobs • Pets • mcMMO • GriefPrevention • Mobs To EggsCross-Platform! IP Bedrock: 190.115.198.224 – Porta 10002

friendszone.enxada.host:10002

idkSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	4413
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0

A 1.18 Minecraft Server that gets new updates every week. Bedrock IP: tempomc.com | Port: 19132 We offer: – friendly community – claims – chill environment (not serious)

tempomc.com