Minecraft SMP: /b/ Sucks Today LOL

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	1921
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Alien Abductions:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Crops Grown:	4311
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of getting bored on /b/? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few griefers, but who’s counting?).

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately get attacked by a group of chickens wearing diamond armor. You try to run but they’re too fast, clucking menacingly as they chase you around. Just when you think all hope is lost, a group of friendly llamas come to your rescue, spitting at the chickens and saving the day.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon with a twist – this dragon is a master chef who challenges players to cook-offs instead of battles. Can you outcook the dragon and claim the title of Top Chef of the End?

So say goodbye to /b/ and hello to a world of endless possibilities and hilarious adventures. Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the chaos begin!

The Armada Network

Creative, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	2405
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	25	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

╔═════ARMADA NETWORK═════╗ SERVER WIDE FEATURES – 1.19+ – Java + Bedrock ╔═════Skyblock═════╗ – Levelling System – Co-Op PvE Experience – Bosses and PVP – Dungeons ╔═════SMP EARTH═════╗ – Earth SMP – Multi Planet – Custom map

play.thearmada.gg

Salt & Light

Economy, MCMMO, Parkour, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	1589
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimension Hops:	13	Epic Quests Completed:	27
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	11	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

slmc.vpsnode.org

Haunted Mansion

Mini Games, Parkour, Survival

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	1765
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	6	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Mines Excavated:	4775	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Zombie Dances:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5

Welcome Foolish Mortals! Zombie Apocalypse Survival Parkour Minigames Skull Clicker Village Defense Mob Arena The Drop Spirit BounceLeaderboards Pets Cosmetics

play.hauntedmansion.us

Kings Peace

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	3922
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Mines Excavated:	1980
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Epic Shields Constructed:	30	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Star Shards Collected:	170

Come Try out kings peace, multiverse server has multiple worlds to play on. a frendly fun place to play the server will not have games it is just survival, claimblocks and more

45.159.6.92:26380

Xironite

Creative, MCMMO, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	7611
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	17
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Void Armor Forged:	22
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	3403

Xironite Towny [1.20 – 1.20.X]

Xironite is a server dedicated to interacting with our community through hosting events and listening to player feedback On Xironite, we offer a various amount of gamemodes for players to try. The gamemodes are Towny, Skyblock, Survival, Creative and Events!Xironite is constantly evolving based on player feedback and ideas from our amazing management. Join now before you miss our next event!How to Join? Join now using our IP: mc.xironite.orgDiscord: https://xironite.org/ Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/xironite TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@xironite YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCc4O3IaYx8s-LQznYNomJTw

mc.xironite.org

Timeless

KitPvP, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Vanilla

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	7048
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Void Armor Forged:	19	New Chunks Explored:	190628
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Animals Bred:	135

IntroTimeless is a server that combines the fun of semi-vanilla minecraft and boosts it with various events and a storyline for players to follow.Here is the last event trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KtHO7rwbM9oAboutTimeless basis itself around vanilla minecraft, but adds more convenient solutions with its various plugins. You’ll find starting players can access basic commands from essentials and are ranked up by voting! If you need a break from mining and building we have multiple arenas ranging from pvp to parkour, in which you are given kits to battle to your heart’s desire.These arenas also hold tournaments and mini-games, for players to compete and win prizes to aid their survival progress. The soul of ‘Timeless’ would be the Lore Events, large adventure map style builds for all the players to join using gear they’ve collected in survival. These maps range in puzzles and PVE using custom mobs to challenge players.

timeless.serverminer.com

NeoUni

Creative, PvP, Survival

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	5846
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Star Shards Collected:	212
Enchantments Applied:	142	Gnome Villages Protected:	2

【Thank you for coming!!】 This is a Japanese Server. When you connect to the server, you will be logged in to the Lobby server. From there you can connect to survival, creative and PvP servers.【Rules : Do Not】・Annoying acts such as destruction, theft of items, and spam. ・Solicitation to other servers not related to Neo-Universe Server. ・Acts such as live broadcasting and video uploading without the permission of the operator. ・Load attack on servers such as DoS and DDoS. ・Other acts that hinder server operation.If you do not follow the rules, you will be banned without warning.【Youtube channel】https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCaG0c1OSvFuCVoag99Fq22Q

mc.neo-universe.games

MC.NOOB.LV

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	9396
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	10
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	165	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Zombie Dances:	6
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Star Shards Collected:	182

from 1.7.2 up to Latest versions supported! – FACTIONS | SKYBLOCK | ANNIHILATION | SKYPVP | HUB | SURVIVAL – – Factions update with new Nether!Our Discord – https://discord.gg/ByGQXyQ– 1.8 Combat Mechanics – Ranks – SilkTouch Spawners – CratesJoin Now! Vote for rewards in game!

mc.noob.lv

Modesty

Factions, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	894
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	11

Want a peaceful server where you can build with your friends? Or, do you prefer to play survival with a few minigames? Modesty has it all! Modesty has multiple worlds to explore. The world is a non-griefing, community supporting world with lots to explore. You can challenge mob arenas, or take on your friends at pvp.

66.70.252.188

Minecafe

Survival

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	5907
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Buildings Constructed:	17	Dragons Tamed:	3

We have a 1.14.4 SMP and are working on adding new servers. The SMP has grief prevention, TorchWand, fast leaf decay, and more. Come hang out with us, and help build our community. 🙂

mc.minecafe.net:25609

Lootcraft

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	8872
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Void Armor Forged:	30
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Dragons Tamed:	7
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42	Alien Abductions:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Votes:	2955
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Welcome to Lootcraft, a survival server with a friendly community! We offer a chill and laid back experience, so if you’re looking for a casual server to play on you’ve come to the right place! We offer many features, such as land claiming to protect your builds, chest shops and auctions to buy and sell items, and player warps so other players can check out what you made. With the world border being 10,000 x 10,000, there is plenty of land to explore. Come join us and become part of the Lootcraft community!

play.lootcraft.org

WheatField

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	2680
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Astral Projections Made:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	94	Falling into the Void:	1

WheatField,WheatField is a community based server that is now online! We cater for lovers of all gamemodes featuring KitPvP, Skyblock, Factions and soon to be Creative. We can’t wait to see the community flourish. We hope you enjoy the server and appreciate the heartfelt time and effort we have put in to the server. We love you guys!

WheatField.MC.GG

Furry Refuge Community Server

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	2528
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Titanic Battles Fought:	20

We’re a small but growing community of Furries with a community server that is welcome to anyone and everyone who wants to join! We’ve got landclaiming, a bit of an economy going, along with Slimefun! We try to foster a a friendly encronment with players on daily. Lands will allow you to claim a property by doing “/lands claim”.. you can also use the little menu book we’ve provided. Slimefun book is also very easy to use and uses xp to unlock tech stuff. If you want a more vanilla play, you can definitely do that without having to worry about tech stuff. On the other hand, you can delve deep into tech without mods, allowing even players with crappy computers to play on our server and have just as much fun. Remember, you can save your xp by using a empty bottle item in a crafting table. keep “soulbound” items in your inventory upon death, and other stuff! Join us on telegram at telegram.furryrefuge.com or our discord which is discord.furryrefuge.com. We hope to see you in-game, and if not, you can use the bot to chat to people in-game from telegram or discord minecraft chats!

mc.furryrefuge.com

MegaCityCraft

Creative, Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Survival

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	6260
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22
Love Letters Sent:	19	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	34

24/7 Hosted /back /tpa /sell etc !! Wait for it… Our free commands are free. We have tons of features — Come play a while and see why we’re so AWESOME !!

149.56.107.7

Swyft Minecraft Network

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	2912
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Gods Slained:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Endless Night Skies:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	1

Welcome to Swyft, your next destination for an exceptional Minecraft experience! Immerse yourself in the world of Swyft, a dedicated 1.20 Minecraft server that pushes the boundaries of creativity and community. Operating on Java and incorporating custom resources, our server creates a unique and immersive gameplay environment.But that’s not all! We’re currently hard at work on a Java and Bedrock Hybrid server, where Java players can seamlessly join forces with Bedrock players. Swyft is committed to fostering a united gaming community where players from both platforms can share their adventures and experiences.Support the Swyft community by participating in voting and unlocking exciting perks, including extra homes, chest shops, player vaults, spawners, and much more. Whether you’re a seasoned Minecraft enthusiast or just embarking on your gaming journey, Swyft warmly welcomes you to join our ever-growing community.Connect now to Swyft, the server where creativity knows no bounds, and the community is at the heart of every adventure. Your journey begins here!

Play.SwyftMC.net