Minecraft SMP: /b/ Sucks Today LOL

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	6812
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	37
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Love Letters Sent:	16	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Buildings Constructed:	40
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Dimension Hops:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of getting bored on /b/? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few griefers, but who’s counting?).

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately get attacked by a group of chickens wearing diamond armor. You try to run but they’re too fast, clucking menacingly as they chase you around. Just when you think all hope is lost, a group of friendly llamas come to your rescue, spitting at the chickens and saving the day.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon with a twist – this dragon is a master chef who challenges players to cook-offs instead of battles. Can you outcook the dragon and claim the title of Top Chef of the End?

So say goodbye to /b/ and hello to a world of endless possibilities and hilarious adventures. Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the chaos begin!

ReverieMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	1717
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	29	Chimeras Created:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	New Chunks Explored:	497559
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	1

play.reveriemc.xyz

GAIA

MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	2326
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Ores Mined:	3390
Alien Abductions:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	2

Greek Mythological FantasyA land of mystery and intrigue, make friends and build player shops, or make enemies and raid kingdoms. Explore a world of mythical creatures, brave heroes, and dangerous monsters.Create a character and set off on an adventure to save the world from destruction. Journey through dungeons, fight epic bosses, and build your own kingdom. Craft powerful weapons and armors, and battle your way to victory.Trade with merchants, collect rare items, and upgrade your equipment to gain an edge in combat.Embark on dangerous quests to gain powerful rewards, and join forces with other players to form factions and conquer the world. Gather resources and build your own towns, shops, and custom items. Compete in events, and collect rare and powerful pets to help you in your journey. Go on an adventure in a world of Greek Mythology, and explore a land of mystery and wonder.

gaia.sparked.network:25608

Bleach Evolved

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	3016
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	877	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	27
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	8

Bleach Evolved is a bleach modpack centered around KD’s Bleach mod with some additions to enhance the experience.The Official Server is provided with the pack, and features stuff like: – Quests – Factions – Claims – PVP – Events – No P2W!Please visit the website provided to download the pack and play! You can also join our discord if you need help!

bleachevolved.modded.fun

SasquatchMC

Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Vanilla

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	8328
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chimeras Created:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	35
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	214	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11
Mythical Quests Completed:	40	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	48

Welcome to the SasquatchMC, where you can live out your wildest Sasquatch dreams! Explore a vast world filled with hidden secrets, from secret caches to lost treasure. Go PVP, build, and even play team with other players. And of course, don’t forget to sneak around and cause a little mischief! This server is perfect for fans of the popular game Sneaky Sasquatch. With its expansive world and endless possibilities, there’s something for everyone to enjoy. So come on down and join the fun!

sasquatch.apexmc.co:25756

RiftCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	3132
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	12	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Magic Items Found:	1940	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Chimeras Created:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5

Welcome to RiftCraft! We are thrilled to have you join our Minecraft server, where limitless adventures and boundless creativity await you. Prepare to embark on an extraordinary journey through a realm brimming with possibilities. At RiftCraft, we strive to provide a unique and immersive gaming experience for all our players. Our dedicated team has meticulously crafted a world filled with awe-inspiring landscapes, challenging quests, and opportunities for collaborative building. Whether you are a seasoned adventurer or a budding architect, there’s something here for everyone. Immerse yourself in our diverse community of fellow gamers, where camaraderie and friendship flourish. Forge alliances, join forces on epic quests, or showcase your individual talents in solo endeavors. The RiftCraft community is a place where everyone can feel welcome and supported. Our server is equipped with the latest technology to ensure smooth gameplay and minimal interruptions. We also have diligent moderators who are committed to maintaining a fair and respectful environment for all players. So, grab your tools, sharpen your swords, and prepare to embark on an unforgettable journey through the realms of RiftCraft. We can’t wait to see the incredible creations you’ll bring to life and the adventures you’ll undertake. Welcome to RiftCraft – a world of infinite possibilities!

venus.riftcraftmc.com

Folkhack Server

Roleplay, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	9171
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	14
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Falling into the Void:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	6961
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	122
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Emeralds Found:	6270
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8

Adult Minecraft community from October 2010 with 12+ year history. Visit minecraft.folkhack.com for whitelist.Who we are: – Hard semi-vanilla, community-centric, inclusive, no-reset.Rules: – 18+. No illegal activities, harassment, slurs, griefing, hacks, spamming. Be respectful.Features: – FreedomChat, Discord Bridge, Version Support, Spawn Relocation, Ender Dragon Drops elytra, Villager AI Control, One-Person Sleep, Claims, Dynmap, Phantom Control, Warp Network, Voting Rewards, Quick Tree Decay, Invisible Frames, GSit, Player Heads, Toolstats.

minecraft.folkhack.com

StoneCraft

Economy, FTB, Pixelmon, PvE, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	1915
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	150
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7

At StoneCraft our goal is to provide a safe and fun experience to players. We host a variety of different modpacks with our own custom suite of mods to achieve this goal!We have as few banned items as possible, a custom economy and global prefixes. Once unlocked you can use them on any of our servers.All our server run on the best possible hardware using plain Forge/Fabric for maximum speed.This doesn’t mean that we don’t have the quality of life features people are used to!We have lots and lots of custom features! Join our Discord Server and see for yourself!

playsc.eu

Hystate Survival

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Survival

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	4516
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Dragon Scales Harvested:	360
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14

org.hystate.com

Kingdom of Bjorheimr

Economy, Factions, Roleplay, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	4359
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Falling into the Void:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	65
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	3

Welcome to the Kingdom of Bjórheimr, a unique Roleplay experience inspired by history and vibrant fantasy tales.In our Kingdom, ye’ll find a meticulously crafted world that mirrors the nuanced social hierarchies, roles, and titles prevalent in early mediaeval times. Ye can choose from one of our six fantasy races, that is Menn, Dwarfs, Elves, Halflings, Ogres and Gavels. Become a Landnuma, a settler exploring and claiming the wild lands of Bjórheimr. Rise through the ranks as a Carl, Húscarl, Thegn, or even aspire to become an Eorl. Every title is not just a rank but a way of life, each carrying its unique duties, privileges, and history. Our game mechanics reflect the reality of mediaeval life and politics.As a player, ye’ll engage in immersive role-play, assume responsibilities depending on yer societal status, and build relationships with fellow landmenn. Engage in vibrant debates at the King’s council, earn honour on the battlefield as a Húscarl, or cultivate prosperity from the land as a Carl. Every action, every choice contributes to the dynamic, evolving world of Bjórheimr.Above all, our kingdom offers a tight-knit community of people passionate about history and fantasy alike. We strive to create an environment that is not just a gaming experience, but an opportunity to learn, grow, and make lasting friendships.

bjorheimr.com

DigiCraft

PvE, PvP, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	7377
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Mines Excavated:	4831	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	7626	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5

Join us on DigiCraft for a whitelisted medieval Minecraft experience!– Build your kingdom showcased on the DynMap and protected by claim blocks!– Ascend the ranks to become more powerful and unlock unique perks!– Battle with others in Duels and the Warzone with a PvP toggle!– Gather riches with daily rewards, quests, jobs, and establish your own guild!– Collect pets, cosmetics, unique tags, and more using your earned money!– Grow your strength by leveling up skills and unlocking unique enchantments!– Join in custom made events with unique rewards and fun Brewery creations!

digicraft.network

Survival Manos

Survival

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	8476
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	11	Emeralds Found:	4851
Void Armor Forged:	23	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Divine Spears Created:	15
Farms Harvested:	973	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

SURVIVALMANOS Survival Manos is a Portuguese server that has existed since 2020 for players for players, for cracked or original, for Java or Bedrock, basically, for customers! 🙂 “Too good to be true?” – Pombacraft (former best tuga server)Come play with us!

play.manos.pt

Asgard Smp

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Parkour, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	1006
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Chimeras Created:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	27
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

Java and Bedrock crossplayThis is a economy based SMP where you can make in game money and sell your items at the shopping district, or simply trade your items with other players on the SMP here at Asgard SMP we welcome everyone and anyone but you must follow the RULES or you will be removed from the SMP this server/smp as been made for you to come and have fun show off your build skills and make new friends along the way.PLEASE JOIN DISCORD FIRST OR YOU WANT BE ABLE TO GET ON THE WHITELIST!!!

play-asgardsmp.apexmc.co:25900

Minemu

Cross-Play

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	2392
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	125
Void Armor Forged:	30	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Alien Abductions:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3

Our non-premium server offers a unique experience for players by allowing crossplay between Bedrock and Java versions.With a focus on massive events with hundreds of players at a time and proximity voice chat, it’s the perfect place to socialize and play with others from around the world. In addition, it has classic modes such as survival, creative, skyblock, bedwars, mobarena, among others, to satisfy all types of players. To add more fun, the server also offers a wide range of modpacks, such as pixelmon or tekking, which you can easily access through its own launcher. Join us and enjoy an unparalleled gaming experience!(you can enter with all versions from 1.8 to the latest)

minemu.net

VoxelMC

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	9061
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Falling into the Void:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24
New Chunks Explored:	656539	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8

VoxelMc Version: 1.9 to 1.19 Characteristics: – Custom Biomes – Levels – Rewards – PvP – Tags

voxelmc.xyz

Moon Landing

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Towny

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	3165
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	418	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	18
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

Welcome to Moon Landing Embark on a captivating journey in Moon Landing, where survival meets space-themed wonder. Explore a universe brimming with unique features:– Moon-Themed World – Over 100 Custom Quests – 10+ Galactic Jobs – Skill Ascension – Expanding Universe Lore – Easy Space ColonizationEmbark on Your Galactic Adventure! Join Moon Landing and craft your story among the stars. Explore, build, and innovate in a universe where your imagination is the only limit. Board your spacecraft and set course for adventure!

play.MoonLandingMC.com