Minecraft SMP: /b/ Sucks Today LOL

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Are you tired of getting bored on /b/? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few griefers, but who’s counting?).

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately get attacked by a group of chickens wearing diamond armor. You try to run but they’re too fast, clucking menacingly as they chase you around. Just when you think all hope is lost, a group of friendly llamas come to your rescue, spitting at the chickens and saving the day.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon with a twist – this dragon is a master chef who challenges players to cook-offs instead of battles. Can you outcook the dragon and claim the title of Top Chef of the End?

So say goodbye to /b/ and hello to a world of endless possibilities and hilarious adventures. Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the chaos begin!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Dragons Tamed:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39	Teleportation Mishaps:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Potions Brewed:	165	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	33	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	17	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Secret Passages Found:	6	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Meteorites Collected:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	149	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Gryphons Tamed:	4

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	25	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	65
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	79	Players Killed by Monsters:	1807
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	11

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Villages Defended:	19
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Gods Slained:	0	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11
Divine Spears Created:	21	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Alien Abductions:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Farms Harvested:	243	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Holy Grails Found:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Buildings Constructed:	14

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Endless Legions Commanded:	23	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	234
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.