Minecraft SMP: /b/ Sucks Today LOL

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Are you tired of getting bored on /b/? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few griefers, but who’s counting?).

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately get attacked by a group of chickens wearing diamond armor. You try to run but they’re too fast, clucking menacingly as they chase you around. Just when you think all hope is lost, a group of friendly llamas come to your rescue, spitting at the chickens and saving the day.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon with a twist – this dragon is a master chef who challenges players to cook-offs instead of battles. Can you outcook the dragon and claim the title of Top Chef of the End?

So say goodbye to /b/ and hello to a world of endless possibilities and hilarious adventures. Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the chaos begin!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	41	Infinity Stones Found:	5

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Villages Defended:	18
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Towns Built:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	8643	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	9

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Farms Harvested:	500

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Gods Slained:	1	Dimension Hops:	13
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	5540	Mythical Quests Completed:	40
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	14	Elemental Crystals Collected:	96
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	17
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Star Shards Collected:	50	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Runes Activated:	3

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	23	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Villages Defended:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Dragons Tamed:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	13

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Arefy Network

Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Arefy Network is a network of Minecraft servers that has been around since January of 2014. We have experience with hosting fun, popular Minecraft servers!Our current servers: – Prison – SkyBlock – SurvivalJoin now at arefy.net

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Crops Grown:	9352	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Farms Harvested:	759
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!