Minecraft SMP: /b/ Sucks Today LOL

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Are you tired of getting bored on /b/? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few griefers, but who’s counting?).

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately get attacked by a group of chickens wearing diamond armor. You try to run but they’re too fast, clucking menacingly as they chase you around. Just when you think all hope is lost, a group of friendly llamas come to your rescue, spitting at the chickens and saving the day.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon with a twist – this dragon is a master chef who challenges players to cook-offs instead of battles. Can you outcook the dragon and claim the title of Top Chef of the End?

So say goodbye to /b/ and hello to a world of endless possibilities and hilarious adventures. Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the chaos begin!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
Endless Legions Commanded:	42	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chimeras Created:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Mines Excavated:	1710	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Endless Night Skies:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	52
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	4558

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Emeralds Found:	6191	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Alien Abductions:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Towns Built:	8	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	7

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	34	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	3414
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Love Letters Sent:	12	Players Killed by Monsters:	2632
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	20

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Endless Legions Commanded:	10	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	47	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mines Excavated:	2057	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Mines Excavated:	3745	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	156	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	6
Love Letters Sent:	14	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Arefy Network

Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Arefy Network is a network of Minecraft servers that has been around since January of 2014. We have experience with hosting fun, popular Minecraft servers!Our current servers: – Prison – SkyBlock – SurvivalJoin now at arefy.net

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	22
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!