Minecraft SMP: /b/ Sucks Today LOL

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Are you tired of getting bored on /b/? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few griefers, but who’s counting?).

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately get attacked by a group of chickens wearing diamond armor. You try to run but they’re too fast, clucking menacingly as they chase you around. Just when you think all hope is lost, a group of friendly llamas come to your rescue, spitting at the chickens and saving the day.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon with a twist – this dragon is a master chef who challenges players to cook-offs instead of battles. Can you outcook the dragon and claim the title of Top Chef of the End?

So say goodbye to /b/ and hello to a world of endless possibilities and hilarious adventures. Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the chaos begin!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	12
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	20
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	465	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Towns Built:	9	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Gods Slained:	0	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Ores Mined:	9488	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Void Armor Forged:	22
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Farms Harvested:	914
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	11	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Titanic Battles Fought:	23
Enchantments Applied:	212	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	58
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	7	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	93	Dragon Scales Harvested:	340
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	4

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Animals Bred:	58
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Alien Abductions:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Living Shadows Defeated:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Chimeras Created:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Void Gems Collected:	31	Mythical Quests Completed:	12

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	77
Dragon Eggs Found:	9747	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Ores Mined:	5223	Mines Excavated:	4892

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Ores Mined:	1805
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Emeralds Found:	927	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Falling into the Void:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	35	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	57
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Dragon Eggs Found:	6856	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	14

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	53	Endless Night Skies:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.