Minecraft SMP: /b/ Sucks Today LOL

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Are you tired of getting bored on /b/? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few griefers, but who’s counting?).

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately get attacked by a group of chickens wearing diamond armor. You try to run but they’re too fast, clucking menacingly as they chase you around. Just when you think all hope is lost, a group of friendly llamas come to your rescue, spitting at the chickens and saving the day.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon with a twist – this dragon is a master chef who challenges players to cook-offs instead of battles. Can you outcook the dragon and claim the title of Top Chef of the End?

So say goodbye to /b/ and hello to a world of endless possibilities and hilarious adventures. Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the chaos begin!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Void Armor Forged:	11	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Buildings Constructed:	35	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Dextrality

Factions, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay

Welcome to this vast and exciting world, brave adventurer! But be careful, you can’t just walk around here like it’s nothing, as there are certain rules you must follow so you don’t end up being exiled from humanity, your land, and the world. So get ready to challenge your limits, explore incredible places and face epic challenges while following the rules and becoming a real hero of this great adventure!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Falling into the Void:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Dragons Tamed:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Dragon Block Apollo

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	95584	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Potions Brewed:	190
Emeralds Found:	524	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Zombie Dances:	5	Crops Grown:	9253
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Holy Grails Found:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Animals Bred:	52
Runes Activated:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	27

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14	Battle Standards Raised:	10

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Epic Shields Constructed:	37
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Void Gems Collected:	12
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Alien Abductions:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Runes Activated:	8
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Divine Spears Created:	12

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	50
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	New Chunks Explored:	75228

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Meteorites Collected:	0
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Villages Defended:	9
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Meteorites Collected:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7
Dragons Tamed:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	181
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Alien Abductions:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	60
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	7

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Towns Built:	10
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.