Minecraft SMP: /b/ Sucks Today LOL

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Are you tired of getting bored on /b/? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few griefers, but who’s counting?).

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately get attacked by a group of chickens wearing diamond armor. You try to run but they’re too fast, clucking menacingly as they chase you around. Just when you think all hope is lost, a group of friendly llamas come to your rescue, spitting at the chickens and saving the day.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon with a twist – this dragon is a master chef who challenges players to cook-offs instead of battles. Can you outcook the dragon and claim the title of Top Chef of the End?

So say goodbye to /b/ and hello to a world of endless possibilities and hilarious adventures. Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the chaos begin!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Enchantments Applied:	132	Gnome Villages Protected:	9

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	29
Star Shards Collected:	290	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Ores Mined:	1645	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	19

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Void Gems Collected:	40
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	29
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Mines Excavated:	1998

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Mythical Quests Completed:	18
Meteorite Armor Created:	18	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	17	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	45	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Potions Brewed:	84	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Gods Slained:	0
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Towns Built:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Astral Projections Made:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	23	Cursed Amulets Found:	5

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Animals Bred:	137	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	5205

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Dragons Tamed:	0
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	23	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	28	Players Killed by Monsters:	4620
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.