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Are you tired of getting bored on /b/? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few griefers, but who’s counting?).

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately get attacked by a group of chickens wearing diamond armor. You try to run but they’re too fast, clucking menacingly as they chase you around. Just when you think all hope is lost, a group of friendly llamas come to your rescue, spitting at the chickens and saving the day.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon with a twist – this dragon is a master chef who challenges players to cook-offs instead of battles. Can you outcook the dragon and claim the title of Top Chef of the End?

So say goodbye to /b/ and hello to a world of endless possibilities and hilarious adventures. Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the chaos begin!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Emeralds Found:	2733	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	1

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Villages Defended:	11
Love Letters Sent:	16	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40
Divine Spears Created:	27	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	410
Endless Legions Commanded:	10	Villages Defended:	13
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Ores Mined:	2102	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	1878	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	4

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Mines Excavated:	1949
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28
Animals Bred:	62	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Star Shards Collected:	182	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	181	Love Letters Sent:	9
Towns Built:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	7

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	11	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Ores Mined:	3111
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Love Letters Sent:	13
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	71
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	26	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	418
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Enchantments Applied:	189

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.