Minecraft SMP: /b/ Sucks Today LOL

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Are you tired of getting bored on /b/? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few griefers, but who’s counting?).

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately get attacked by a group of chickens wearing diamond armor. You try to run but they’re too fast, clucking menacingly as they chase you around. Just when you think all hope is lost, a group of friendly llamas come to your rescue, spitting at the chickens and saving the day.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon with a twist – this dragon is a master chef who challenges players to cook-offs instead of battles. Can you outcook the dragon and claim the title of Top Chef of the End?

So say goodbye to /b/ and hello to a world of endless possibilities and hilarious adventures. Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the chaos begin!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	4

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Mythical Quests Completed:	21
Love Letters Sent:	20	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	19

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ores Mined:	4262	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Gods Slained:	1	Animals Bred:	170

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Divine Spears Created:	23	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Towns Built:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	6	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Star Shards Collected:	68
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Falling into the Void:	0	Glorious Feasts Held:	19

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Secret Passages Found:	8
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Void Armor Forged:	26
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Potions Brewed:	128

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Runes Activated:	6	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	33

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	5

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Crops Grown:	9446	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ores Mined:	4648	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	26	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	250	Chimeras Created:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Arefy Network

Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Arefy Network is a network of Minecraft servers that has been around since January of 2014. We have experience with hosting fun, popular Minecraft servers!Our current servers: – Prison – SkyBlock – SurvivalJoin now at arefy.net

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Holy Grails Found:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Hypersteal

Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Hypersteal is a Public Minecraft Network open to both Java and Bedrock players! Come join one of our servers, like Lifesteal (And survival is coming soon), which are always full of unique features and plugins to explore and try. We hope to see you soon on play.hypersteal.net (Bedrock Port: 19132 )

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	61	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	134	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!