Minecraft SMP: /b/ Sucks Today LOL

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Are you tired of getting bored on /b/? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few griefers, but who’s counting?).

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately get attacked by a group of chickens wearing diamond armor. You try to run but they’re too fast, clucking menacingly as they chase you around. Just when you think all hope is lost, a group of friendly llamas come to your rescue, spitting at the chickens and saving the day.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon with a twist – this dragon is a master chef who challenges players to cook-offs instead of battles. Can you outcook the dragon and claim the title of Top Chef of the End?

So say goodbye to /b/ and hello to a world of endless possibilities and hilarious adventures. Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the chaos begin!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Void Armor Forged:	14
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Magic Items Found:	6135	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Secret Passages Found:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	17

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Magical Moments Shared:	13	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Potions Brewed:	161	Epic Quests Completed:	24
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Dragons Tamed:	7
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Emeralds Found:	9233
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	150	Holy Grails Found:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	989

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	278	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Legendary Items Repaired:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	40
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Dragons Tamed:	7
Alien Abductions:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Farms Harvested:	825

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Holy Grails Found:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	18
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	12	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Dimension Hops:	13

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Mythical Swords Crafted:	89	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Alien Abductions:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	105
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Emeralds Found:	5127	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Meteorites Collected:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	83	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Titanic Battles Fought:	27

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	20	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	30

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Buildings Constructed:	30
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Alien Abductions:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	10

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	1457

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).