Minecraft SMP: /b/ Sucks Today LOL

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Are you tired of getting bored on /b/? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few griefers, but who’s counting?).

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately get attacked by a group of chickens wearing diamond armor. You try to run but they’re too fast, clucking menacingly as they chase you around. Just when you think all hope is lost, a group of friendly llamas come to your rescue, spitting at the chickens and saving the day.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon with a twist – this dragon is a master chef who challenges players to cook-offs instead of battles. Can you outcook the dragon and claim the title of Top Chef of the End?

So say goodbye to /b/ and hello to a world of endless possibilities and hilarious adventures. Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the chaos begin!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Items Found:	5558	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Dragon Block Apollo

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Emeralds Found:	513
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Magic Items Found:	5284
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	63
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	0

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Astral Projections Made:	1	Villages Defended:	12
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	8

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Astral Projections Made:	0	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	40
Void Gems Collected:	29	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Dragon Scales Harvested:	180
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Animals Bred:	70
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	24	Treasure Maps Found:	13

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Holy Grails Found:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Dimension Hops:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Farms Harvested:	973	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30	Secret Passages Found:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	27	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	17

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	28
Farms Harvested:	198	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Zombie Dances:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	73	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	26
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	53

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9466	Dragon Eggs Found:	9477
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Portal Loops Escaped:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	32	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Animals Bred:	138
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	58	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Crops Grown:	3913
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!