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Are you tired of getting bored on /b/? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few griefers, but who’s counting?).

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately get attacked by a group of chickens wearing diamond armor. You try to run but they’re too fast, clucking menacingly as they chase you around. Just when you think all hope is lost, a group of friendly llamas come to your rescue, spitting at the chickens and saving the day.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon with a twist – this dragon is a master chef who challenges players to cook-offs instead of battles. Can you outcook the dragon and claim the title of Top Chef of the End?

So say goodbye to /b/ and hello to a world of endless possibilities and hilarious adventures. Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the chaos begin!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Epic Weapons Forged:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Mythical Quests Completed:	29	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Holy Grails Found:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Epic Quests Completed:	27

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Dimension Hops:	15
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Falling into the Void:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	41
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Dragon Scales Harvested:	278	Meteorites Collected:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Farms Harvested:	687
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12	Void Gems Collected:	20
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	25	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Potions Brewed:	44	Crops Grown:	9375

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41
Epic Shields Constructed:	13	Dimension Hops:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	10
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Magic Crystals Found:	6
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	4679
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17
Meteorites Collected:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Love Letters Sent:	13	Endless Night Skies:	5

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	29	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Dragons Tamed:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Dimension Hops:	12

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Falling into the Void:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	6422
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Emeralds Found:	7740	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Arefy Network

Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Arefy Network is a network of Minecraft servers that has been around since January of 2014. We have experience with hosting fun, popular Minecraft servers!Our current servers: – Prison – SkyBlock – SurvivalJoin now at arefy.net

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Falling into the Void:	2
Ores Mined:	8137	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Void Gems Collected:	21

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Hypersteal

Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Hypersteal is a Public Minecraft Network open to both Java and Bedrock players! Come join one of our servers, like Lifesteal (And survival is coming soon), which are always full of unique features and plugins to explore and try. We hope to see you soon on play.hypersteal.net (Bedrock Port: 19132 )

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Magic Items Found:	7562
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Void Armor Forged:	26	Titanic Battles Fought:	13
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.