Minecraft SMP: /b/ Sucks Today LOL

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Are you tired of getting bored on /b/? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few griefers, but who’s counting?).

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately get attacked by a group of chickens wearing diamond armor. You try to run but they’re too fast, clucking menacingly as they chase you around. Just when you think all hope is lost, a group of friendly llamas come to your rescue, spitting at the chickens and saving the day.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon with a twist – this dragon is a master chef who challenges players to cook-offs instead of battles. Can you outcook the dragon and claim the title of Top Chef of the End?

So say goodbye to /b/ and hello to a world of endless possibilities and hilarious adventures. Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the chaos begin!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	6615	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50	Soul Swords Wielded:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Love Letters Sent:	17
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Secret Passages Found:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Legendary Items Repaired:	5

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	15	Mythical Swords Crafted:	89

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	155
Secret Passages Found:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	53
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	400
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Divine Spears Created:	23

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	14
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Divine Spears Created:	30
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Mineshafts Explored:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Falling into the Void:	0	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Void Armor Forged:	30
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	5

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	12
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Endless Night Skies:	3	Chimeras Created:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	86
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Emeralds Found:	5639	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	108	Animals Bred:	114
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	324
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!