Minecraft SMP: /b/ Sucks Today LOL

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Are you tired of getting bored on /b/? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few griefers, but who’s counting?).

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately get attacked by a group of chickens wearing diamond armor. You try to run but they’re too fast, clucking menacingly as they chase you around. Just when you think all hope is lost, a group of friendly llamas come to your rescue, spitting at the chickens and saving the day.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon with a twist – this dragon is a master chef who challenges players to cook-offs instead of battles. Can you outcook the dragon and claim the title of Top Chef of the End?

So say goodbye to /b/ and hello to a world of endless possibilities and hilarious adventures. Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the chaos begin!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Buildings Constructed:	23	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Ores Mined:	4994
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	69	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45	Chaos Gates Opened:	2

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	29
Zombie Dances:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Farms Harvested:	645	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
New Chunks Explored:	812067	Mythical Swords Crafted:	76
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Ores Mined:	6337	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Alien Abductions:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	48	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Secret Passages Found:	7	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Mineshafts Explored:	5

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	72
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	73	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Void Gems Collected:	21	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Buildings Constructed:	48
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	25	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Emeralds Found:	8896	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	17	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Void Gems Collected:	26
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Falling into the Void:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.