Minecraft SMP: /b/ Sucks Today LOL

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Are you tired of getting bored on /b/? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few griefers, but who’s counting?).

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately get attacked by a group of chickens wearing diamond armor. You try to run but they’re too fast, clucking menacingly as they chase you around. Just when you think all hope is lost, a group of friendly llamas come to your rescue, spitting at the chickens and saving the day.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon with a twist – this dragon is a master chef who challenges players to cook-offs instead of battles. Can you outcook the dragon and claim the title of Top Chef of the End?

So say goodbye to /b/ and hello to a world of endless possibilities and hilarious adventures. Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the chaos begin!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Void Gems Collected:	15
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Fairytales

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Survival

Java IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Bedrock IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/fairytalesFairytales SMP is a magical community server for everyone! With Fairy Origins for a modded server feel. Be the fairy of your dreams with different magical abilities such as flying around, permanent water breathing and the ability to survive in lava. There’s something for everyone!Grief Protected, Cross-Compatible Java and Bedrock Edition!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	22	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Crops Grown:	5515
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Trollrace Network

PvE, Skyblock, Survival

Join DoniBobes on his newest Minecraft Network. Are you the Troll? or will you get trolled?Play online, and maybe you will be in Doni’s next YouTube Video

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	17
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	13	Dragons Tamed:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

MCexp

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Minecraft Experience was born with the aim of bringing players together by creating a solid community based on mutual respect. we have various modes including: Vanilla Experience: If you’re looking for a quiet vanilla game where grief is forbidden and playing together is the basis of the mode, then this is for you! Staffers present 99% of the time, shops created in vanilla by the players, official server shop and every Sunday at 3pm a fantastic giveaway. SkyBlock Experience: Are you looking for a totally unique skyblock? Skyblock Experience is completely unique and spectacular! OpPrison: A one of a kind OpPrison, many ranks and a fantastic map!!!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Void Gems Collected:	20	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	36

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

BrasilCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

BrasilCraft Servers 100% Brazilian Version 1.8x – 1.20x Servers > IP: jogarbrasilcraft.com > Server Name: BrasilCraft > Server Version 1.8x – 1.20x > Servidor Slimefun > Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/BrasilCraft > Discord Do Servidor: https://discord.gg/pzzfBB5f4H > Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/brasilcraft… >Twitter: https://twitter.com/_BrasilCraft_ >Site: https://www.brasilcraft.net >YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@BrasilCraft

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	140	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Enchantments Applied:	257
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Meteorites Collected:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

realme

Mini Games, PvP, Skywars, Survival

Finnish Minecraft server! From us you can find e.g. Survival, Battle Royale, Bounty Hunter and Finland’s best SkyWars!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Dragons Tamed:	5
Void Armor Forged:	19	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Dextrality

Factions, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay

Welcome to this vast and exciting world, brave adventurer! But be careful, you can’t just walk around here like it’s nothing, as there are certain rules you must follow so you don’t end up being exiled from humanity, your land, and the world. So get ready to challenge your limits, explore incredible places and face epic challenges while following the rules and becoming a real hero of this great adventure!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	186	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Potions Brewed:	162
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Dragon Block Apollo

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Endless Night Skies:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Magic Crystals Found:	17

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Crops Grown:	2130

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Crops Grown:	4045	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Villages Defended:	14

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	174
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	17
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Astral Projections Made:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	3

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Alien Abductions:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	39

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Dimension Hops:	15
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	17	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Secret Passages Found:	8	Vanishing Items Found:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.