Minecraft SMP: /b/ Sucks Today LOL

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Are you tired of getting bored on /b/? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few griefers, but who’s counting?).

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately get attacked by a group of chickens wearing diamond armor. You try to run but they’re too fast, clucking menacingly as they chase you around. Just when you think all hope is lost, a group of friendly llamas come to your rescue, spitting at the chickens and saving the day.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon with a twist – this dragon is a master chef who challenges players to cook-offs instead of battles. Can you outcook the dragon and claim the title of Top Chef of the End?

So say goodbye to /b/ and hello to a world of endless possibilities and hilarious adventures. Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the chaos begin!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	61
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	21
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Endless Night Skies:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Titanic Battles Fought:	14
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Crops Grown:	3922
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Dimension Hops:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Love Letters Sent:	2	Dragons Tamed:	7
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	68	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Dimension Hops:	1

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	31	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	2383	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Void Armor Forged:	26

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Void Armor Forged:	18
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Holy Grails Found:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	52	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Runes Activated:	0

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Mines Excavated:	1964
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	18	Magical Moments Shared:	28
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	64
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	86

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Divine Spears Created:	13
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Buildings Constructed:	34	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Villages Defended:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Items Found:	2297	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
New Chunks Explored:	255798	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Dimension Hops:	13	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	7

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	109
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	22
Emeralds Found:	2135	Elemental Crystals Collected:	81
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Divine Scrolls Written:	17
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	325	Divine Spears Created:	22
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Enchantments Applied:	151
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Arefy Network

Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Arefy Network is a network of Minecraft servers that has been around since January of 2014. We have experience with hosting fun, popular Minecraft servers!Our current servers: – Prison – SkyBlock – SurvivalJoin now at arefy.net

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Farms Harvested:	855
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Dragons Tamed:	4
Void Gems Collected:	11	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.