Minecraft SMP: /b/ Sucks Today LOL

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Are you tired of getting bored on /b/? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few griefers, but who’s counting?).

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately get attacked by a group of chickens wearing diamond armor. You try to run but they’re too fast, clucking menacingly as they chase you around. Just when you think all hope is lost, a group of friendly llamas come to your rescue, spitting at the chickens and saving the day.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon with a twist – this dragon is a master chef who challenges players to cook-offs instead of battles. Can you outcook the dragon and claim the title of Top Chef of the End?

So say goodbye to /b/ and hello to a world of endless possibilities and hilarious adventures. Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the chaos begin!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Epic Shields Constructed:	40	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	6

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

MCFriendly

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

We support both JAVA and BEDROCK for MINECRAFT 1.20.1We are A FRIENDLY COMMUNITY! We have FREE TO PLAY LEVEL PROGRESSION, a custom DYNAMIC ECONOMY, McMMO, CRATES, UNIQUE RANKS, CLAIM PROTECTION, and MORE!Join the MCFriendly family today!Java IP: mcfriendly.usBedrock IP: 135.148.150.144 Bedrock Port: 19132

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	36	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Farms Harvested:	581

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Discord

Survival, Vanilla

A server focused mainly on survival and bosses! Our server has the following: • Vanilla 1.18.2 • Free and paid ranges! • Custom objects and mobs (small scale) • Piñatas to a certain amount of votes! • Useful warps for your adventure! • Custom bosses that appear from time to time in a specific arena! – This boss in turn has a box that contains his entire set of objects! • A combat arena against mobs to pass the time! • A united community! be nice to us! • Protections for your home! • Stores, auction house, trades and more! • Boxes that can be opened with their respective keys! – From the iron boxes, to the powerful box of the depths!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

CaldasCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

mc.caldascraft.eu (Version 1.17 to 1.20.x)– Survival friendly – Customized items – Claims – Rankup – Skills – KingdomsAnd much much more to come. Come find out!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Star Shards Collected:	54
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Dragons Tamed:	3
Alien Abductions:	2	Enchantments Applied:	59

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Mine Pirata

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

MinePirata is a server set, as the name suggests, in Pirates. Our goal is that no one gets bored and there are many things to do!JAVA IP: mc.minepirata.com BEDROCK IP: mc.minepirata.com Puerto: 25633Version 1.17.x-1.20.x » Survival PVP » Battle Pass » DuelsPVP » Parkour » Daily Rewards » Boxes with many prizes » You can create your own team » Protection Stones » You can move up the ranks for free! The only requirement is to play

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Runes Activated:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Dungeon Realms

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, PvP

DungeonRealms is a Premuim, Action RPG, Minecraft Experience. Delve into a fascinating world full of dark dungeons, evil monsters and extraordinary treasure.Join Minecrafts first REAL MMO! With designed and custom coded mechanics, thousands of players and an ever expanding world!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

SloMine

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

Slovenian minecraft server – Survival – Updates every month Welcome!Slovenian minecraft server opened in 2016

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Villages Defended:	16	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

BendersMC

Economy, Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	74	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

CarbonCraftXYZ

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Falling into the Void:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12	Meteorites Collected:	0

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Playblocks

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, OneBlock, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

PlayblocksHere is a list of features for everyone to look forward to: ■ The 1.19 Nether world! We’ve opened up the Nether for all to explore! ■ 1:500 Scale Earth Minecraft Map. Start your town where you live! ■ Voting for the server using /vote gives you keys with awesome rewards. ■ Public Portals with access to the end and nether. ■ and a lot more…playblocks.net

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	93	Farms Harvested:	489
Dragon Eggs Found:	7986	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	147
Buildings Constructed:	35	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Vestria

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

Sick of joining server after server only to find pay-to-win donations, unhelpful staff, and the same old rehashed features? So were we! That’s why we created Vestria: a play-to-win Towny server built with a welcoming community, original content, and interesting plugins. Best of all, Vestria is not another hub server masquerading as a Towny server. We are fully committed to Towny and work to continuously improve our Towny experience by offering fair and balanced gameplay with a focus on fun! Vestria takes your traditional Towny server and adds fun twists to keep content new and exciting. Interact with our dynamic Guild rank system that accommodates every game style, play with our interesting plugins, many of them custom only to Vestria, and join a community of friends years in the making! With it’s anti-pay-to-win values, dedicated staff, interactive events, and original content, Vestria is a surefire win!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Love Letters Sent:	10	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Ores Mined:	9186	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

OreoMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Survival Games, Towny

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	35	Buildings Constructed:	17
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	3442
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Crops Grown:	6969

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

YomNetwork

Economy, Hardcore, KitPvP, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Holy Grails Found:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

PlayFuse

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	22	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Void Gems Collected:	36
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

PokeLand

Economy, Parkour, Pixelmon, Survival

Welcome to pokeland! This is the most competitive pokemon server you will ever see! Daily events ! We have player gyms, elite 4, paid tournaments and many more! We also offer a lot of survival perks! You can make your own player shops, you can make your own towns and more!Come and stop by on mc.pokeland.world ! Have a great day !

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Cosmos SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

The Best Origins SMP You will EVER see! Cosmos is a 0 Downloads Origins RP SMP. That’s a mouthful. So what does Cosmos really include? Let me summarize it!A custom-coded selection of 26 Origins based on the popular Origins Mod ***fully functional and playable IN VANILLA MINECRAFT!***250~ custom food items, weapons, and armors to collect!Dozens of custom biomes and custom world generation to explore!And MUCH more!So what are you waiting for, why don’t you join us and thousands of others who enjoy Cosmos!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Enchantments Applied:	73
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Runes Activated:	2
Crops Grown:	2377	Horror Stories Survived:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.