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Are you tired of getting bored on /b/? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few griefers, but who’s counting?).

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately get attacked by a group of chickens wearing diamond armor. You try to run but they’re too fast, clucking menacingly as they chase you around. Just when you think all hope is lost, a group of friendly llamas come to your rescue, spitting at the chickens and saving the day.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon with a twist – this dragon is a master chef who challenges players to cook-offs instead of battles. Can you outcook the dragon and claim the title of Top Chef of the End?

So say goodbye to /b/ and hello to a world of endless possibilities and hilarious adventures. Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the chaos begin!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Astral Projections Made:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

RainRealms

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

RainRealms is a friendly and amazing server network that is growing with gamemodes everyday! Hosting Generators, with more on the horizons.» Server IP: play.rainrealms.com » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: Coming soon– BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » More to come

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	20
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	9158
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	8
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	191	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Crystal Craft

Cross-Play, Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Welcome to Crystal Craft, Start your Minecraft journey in 2024 with our new server, where the adventure never ends and the possibilities are limitless. Step into a captivating world where discovery knows no bounds! Whether you’re a seasoned explorer or a newcomer, our server invites you to delve into an extraordinary adventure like no other.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

MetaUnion

Creative, MCMMO, Parkour, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

You’ve stumbled across a gem of Minecraft networks, its community is probably one of the most friendly and helpful ones you’ll ever find, it’s open-minded and mature (though silly sometimes but that’s part of being mature). The server is anti pay to win, meaning all you get from donating is a rank that shows in game and nothing else. Donations are only made to support the work put into the server, not to get advantages over others in any way!We offer the following servers: – Survival – Creative – Skyblock – Minigames – Builders (for everyone’s inspiration and people who have proven to us that they are talented builders)If you want to learn more about each server just join 😉

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Buildings Constructed:	46	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Alien Abductions:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	394

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Superabf.net

Bedwars, Creative, Factions, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

NOT PREMIUM – FREE!, THE BEST SERVER BY DIFFERENCE!, IT’S NOT A TROLL, IT’S REALLY ALL FREE, IT HAS: -SLIMEFUN (SlimeXpansion, RareItemHunter, ElectricSpawners, SensibleToolbox, ExoticGarden) – BEDROCK,Blockbench Implemented ONLY!, ModelEngine -TOWNY, FACTIONS, USKYBLOCKS, CREATIVE, SURVIVAL, PLOTS, JOBS, QUESTS, MISSIONS, MOVECRAFT, MAGIC, VEHICLES, f2w, Genetics, MobsPorpios, pets, expert pets, RankUP, Ranks, REALISM, LARGO ETC!! -MINIGAMES(Agariomaps,BuildWars,eggwar,Fnaf,codwarfare,MobArena,EpicSpleef,KitBattle,LuckyBlock,PvP1vs1,RaceABF,RFTB,skRayFall, SkyWars,SuperBuildBattle,SuperWars,SurvivalGames,TNTRun,TNTTag,uCars,WallsAbf) -REAL DANGEON with elytras and dragon! here you can KILL him!! -NETHER REALLY every day an adventure with whiter. -ADVENTURES, PARKOURS, LAVERINTHOS! and MUCH MUCH MORE YOU WON’T BELIEVE THE BEST FREE SERVER POSSIBLE!!! -GENERAL DESCRIPTION: Estés is a server for people who always value what a SERVER GIVES them and never by the AMOUNT OF PEOPLE they have at that moment, being ABLE to realize that it is a FREE, professional server, that really controls the CHESTS! that you can do everything with your effort, get ranks, advantages, etc. and they will never be paid with REAL money FOR ANYTHING, only the minemoney money from the game that they earn with their effort and dedication to the server, those PEOPLE who already know the existence of TROLL SERVERS, which are ALMOST ALL of them and who know that these

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Gods Slained:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	37
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

TogetherCraft

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Divine Spears Created:	17
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Enchantments Applied:	183
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Tumbleweed MC Manhunt

Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, MCMMO, Prison, PvP, Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	33

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Legends Evolved

PvE, PvP, Survival

Legends Evolved legendsserver.net Mods: Legends Core Superheroes Unlimited – Star Wars – Godzilla – Horror Download the mod here: https://www.tihyo.com/downloads Twitter: https://twitter.com/legendsevolved https://twitter.com/generalgigan Credits: Legends Mod – Tihyo Legends Evolved – GeneralGigan

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	31	New Chunks Explored:	372113

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

MuttsWorld Minecraft

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Survival

You want a Minecraft server thats been around for a while, has a lot of people, and has multiple options for playstyle, thats MuttsWorld. Join us. Family Friendly http://muttsworldmine.comHunger Games Survival PvP Creative Skyblock Zombie Survival (l2d)

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Runes Activated:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

SageSMP

PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Meteorite Armor Created:	19	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	8290

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Elysian Craft SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to Elysian Craft SMP , an excellent server known for it’s amazing experiences. We are a laid-back, no grief, economy, SMP server where we value community above all else. The server is running 1.20+, and everyone is welcome as both Java and Bedrock players are free to join!This is a relaxing Minecraft SMP server with player-oriented plugins to enhance your in-game experience! We strive to provide an engaging environment! You can make new friends, invite your friends, and even relax while playing!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Towns Built:	6

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Pinecraft Equestrian

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

ABOUT US Pinecraft Equestrian is a unique 1.20.2 Minecraft server created for the youtuber Abigail Pinehaven and her community of horse-game fans! A fully-equipped survival world with bespoke custom plugins and textures brings an unparalleled equine experience to immerse yourself in. Make friends, train, trade and breed your steeds, gather resources and grow, while building your homestead on your very own plot of land!A fun community server with events, horse racing, minigames, livestreams and the chance to feature in YouTube videos!Open to both Java AND Bedrock players!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Meteorite Armor Created:	22

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

The ex-stem

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Towny

Ekstammen is a Swedish minecraft server created by the developers behind the old Supermine. Together with the players, we develop what we consider to be Sweden’s best minecraft server where every player has their place and everyone is welcome!Buy flight time for game currency Get tokens by being online that you can use for keys to get awesome tools and items Build your city with new and old friends

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

JOLT Survival

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Jolt is a community SMP focused on creating a fun, friendly, and chill place to play Minecraft. Simplicity is key, and we aim to remain focused on the core game while providing players with a ton of vanilla-friendly quality of life features. Our rules prohibit grief and our staff is committed to helping protect your builds!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Teleportation Mishaps:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Avalon City Network

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, Survival Games

CrossPlay server (JAVA and BEDROCK) with many types of games and minigames, includes more than 60 plugins with which you can have a lot of fun.It also contains SURVIVAL FANTASY and PLOTS with their own world of resources.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	0	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Chimeras Created:	2

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Rede Crown

Economy, PvP, Survival

IP: jogar.redecrown.com 1.20SURVIVAL • CLANS • EVENTS • LAND • ECONOMY • SPAWNERS • FARMS • EXCHANGES

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	0	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.