Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building cute little houses and planting flowers? Well, do we have the server for you! Introducing the “Shit talk bratty joshikosei edition” Minecraft server, where chaos reigns supreme!

Join us for a wild ride as you navigate through a world filled with sassy joshikosei who will roast you harder than a marshmallow over a campfire. But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun! Build epic structures, engage in epic battles, and maybe even make some frenemies along the way.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community of players who are as savage as they are hilarious? Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere in the world that will make you the richest player in all of Minecraft. Will you be the one to find it?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join the “Shit talk bratty joshikosei edition” Minecraft server today and prepare for a gaming experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a thick skin – you’re gonna need it!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players: 98/1000 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded: 39 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 4
Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1 Goblin Markets Raided: 9
Cursed Lands Purified: 5 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 6
Epic Mounts Acquired: 8 Phantom Horses Ridden: 1
Spontaneous Duels Fought: 4 Gods Slained: 1

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • BlockBlast Minecraft Server

    BlockBlast Minecraft Server
    Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to the most lit Minecraft server in the whole dang universe! We got more explosions than Hezbollah’s top commanders in Israel, y’all! Join us for some crazy fun and watch out for them airstrikes, cuz you never know when a creeper might come blowin’ up your base! Trust me, it’s a blast! So come on down and join the madness, it’s gonna be a real bang!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 102/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 10 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 12 Horror Stories Survived: 1
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 2 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 5
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3 Celestial Beings Befriended: 2
    Evil Twin Fights: 2 Glitched Entities Encountered: 5

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • ZelenskysVictoryPlan

    ZelenskysVictoryPlan
    u wanna join the most epic minecraft server ever? well u better buckle up cuz this server is like no other. we got flying pigs, dancing llamas, and a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players can find.

    but wait, there’s more! our server is protected by a magical forcefield that repels all griefers and trolls. so u can build ur dream castle without any interruptions.

    oh, and did i mention that our server is actually a portal to another dimension? yea, u heard me right. once u step foot in our server, u’ll be transported to a land filled with candy mountains and talking trees. it’s like a dream come true, but better.

    so what are u waiting for? join our server now and experience the craziest, most mind-blowing adventure of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it.

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 110/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Curse of Binding Applied: 1 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 19 Ancient Ruins Explored: 4
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 6 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 15
    Cursed Villages Purged: 2 Dimension Hops: 3
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2 Royal Courts Attended: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • Arconia Murder Mayhem Server

    Arconia Murder Mayhem Server
    Yo, u gotta join dis server, it’s like the Arconia building but wit no murders, just pure fun and craziness! our homicide rate is like 2000 per 100,000, but don’t worry, it’s all virtual so u ain’t gonna die for real, just ya Minecraft character lol. we got more action than Colima, Mexico, and that’s sayin’ a lot! come join da madness and let’s build some epic stuff together!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 90/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Potions Brewed: 179 Eclipse Rings Activated: 3
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1 Magic Wands Crafted: 5
    Royal Decrees Issued: 3 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1 Teleportation Mishaps: 5
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 2 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 5

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Pixel Potions: No ADHD Antioxidants

    Pixel Potions: No ADHD Antioxidants
    so like, u know how some peeps think they can cure ADHD with like, fancy antioxidant therapy? well, turns out, a bunch of smart peeps did a big review and found NO PROOF that it actually works! like, mind blown, right? so, if u wanna join our epic Minecraft server, u can leave all that bogus therapy behind and just have a blast building and exploring with us! who needs fancy treatments when u have blocky adventures waiting for u, amirite?! come join us and leave the antioxidants at the door, cuz we’re all about that pixelated life, baby!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 92/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4 Zombie Dances: 1
    Farms Harvested: 227 Secret Libraries Discovered: 2
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 45 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 4
    Buildings Constructed: 32 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 17 Demonic Pacts Formed: 0

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • STARKSteal

    STARKSteal

    The most fun and exciting new LifeSteal SMP called STARKSteal SMP just started.

    Non P2W | Fully Grind | Custom Items | Warps | Votes | Chat Games | Rewards from Mobs | Pick-up Spawners and so much more!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 105/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Runes Activated: 6 Epic Battles Fought: 10
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0 Lava Oceans Crossed: 2
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3 Magical Moments Shared: 7
    Lost Souls Rescued: 6 Zombie Dances: 1
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 7 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • NewERA

    NewERA

    We invite you to explore NuevaEra, a brand new Minecraft server enthusiastically created by TheEzeYT and a talented team of contributors. Although we’ve only been up and running for a month, we’re dedicated to delivering a unique and exciting gaming experience.

    With a vibrant and active community on our Discord, you’ll have plenty of opportunities to connect and share epic moments with other players. NuevaEra is a newly launched project, and your support is crucial to help us grow and get better every day.

    Join us at NuevaEra and be part of this new adventure! We look forward to building, exploring and enjoying together!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 108/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 4 Mythical Swords Crafted: 86
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 30 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 5
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 1 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 3
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 8 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 1 Royal Decrees Issued: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • Q1X.RU Minecraft server

    Q1X.RU Minecraft server

    The minimum set of everything for building an anarchic server.

    No privates, no stupid donations, no idiotic rules. There is only you and the world that awaits you and your friends, because together it is more fun and safer.

    You are free in everything, you can do whatever you want and wherever you want. But remember that there are other players besides you, so you should be on guard.

    The server team is easily accessible and ready to listen to players. We are waiting for you and your ideas.

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 102/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Backwards Speech Heard: 1 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 5 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1 Dragon Scales Harvested: 392
    Crops Grown: 7347 Rainbows Spotted: 10
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3 Soul Swords Wielded: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Endlessly SMP: Where Villagers Are the Real MVPs! 1.18-1.21.1

    Endlessly SMP: Where Villagers Are the Real MVPs! 1.18-1.21.1

    Eternity SMP [SMP]

    Server Address eternitysmp.net
    Version 1.18 – 1.21.1

    About Us:

    Eternity SMP offers a classic survival multiplayer experience spanning multiple Minecraft versions. We focus on providing a simple yet engaging Minecraft experience while supporting multiple game versions.

    Features:

    • Multi-Version Support: Play on versions 1.18 through 1.21.1
    • Enhanced Vanilla Gameplay: Carefully selected plugins to improve your experience
    • Community-Focused: Active and helpful player base
    • Regular Events: Participate in server-wide challenges
    • Player Economy: Engage in trade and build your wealth
    • Land Claims: Protect your builds
    • Teams: Collaborate with other players

    Server Rules:

    1. Respect others’ builds and property
    2. No griefing, stealing, or unauthorized PvP
    3. Build 500+ blocks from spawn
    4. Preserve landscapes; repair creeper damage
    5. Optimize farms for server performance
    6. PvP only in designated areas
    7. Keep builds and behavior family-friendly
    8. No exploits or unauthorized mods
    9. Follow item/mob farm regulations
    10. Help new players; don’t scam
    11. Use common sense

    Join Our Community:

    We invite you to become part of our growing family of players. Whether you’re a seasoned Minecraft veteran or new to the game, Eternity SMP offers a welcoming environment for all.

    Discord: discord.gg/wKPEjWNFHQ

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 98/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 2 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 5
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2 Meteorite Armor Created: 19
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Reality Warps Survived: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • Anon’s Cumming Minecraft Server

    Anon’s Cumming Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you fall asleep faster than a herd of sleeping sheep? Well, look no further because our server is so wild and crazy, you’ll be cumming with excitement! Join us for the most insane adventures you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft – from riding pigs off cliffs to building giant statues of Steve wearing a tutu. Trust us, you won’t be able to resist cumming back for more! So what are you waiting for? Join now and get ready to cum your way to victory!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 97/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 3 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0
    Cursed Lands Purified: 9 Dragon Eggs Found: 793
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 3 Glorious Feasts Held: 5
    Battle Standards Raised: 7 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 4
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1 Potions Brewed: 166

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • Mom told me to kill myself award Minecraft SMP

    Mom told me to kill myself award Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is giving out the “Mom told me to kill myself award” to the player who dies the most ridiculous deaths! Whether you accidentally jump into a pit of lava or get blown up by a creeper while trying to tame a chicken, we want to see it all!

    Join our server for a chance to win this prestigious award and bragging rights among your friends. Who needs diamonds when you can have the satisfaction of knowing your deaths were so epic that even your own mom would be impressed? So come on, join us and let the chaos begin!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 99/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Void Armor Forged: 24 Astral Orbs Gathered: 16
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 4 Shadow Realms Conquered: 1
    Undead Armies Raised: 4 Fairy Circles Danced In: 3
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 3 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • RebelRecruitMC Server

    RebelRecruitMC Server
    So, like, this server is like, totally wild, man. It’s like, the place where former rebel news employees go to spill all the tea about being recruited by Russia. Can you believe it? Russia, man! And get this, the same day Canada’s Supreme Court called Rebel “fake news.” Like, what even is reality anymore, am I right?

    But wait, there’s more! Join this server and you’ll get to uncover all the juicy secrets about shady government dealings and uncover hidden conspiracies. It’s like being a detective, but in Minecraft. Plus, there’s a secret underground bunker where you can plan your next move against the powers that be.

    So, like, if you’re into drama, intrigue, and uncovering the truth, then this server is totally the place for you. Join now and become part of the craziest conspiracy theory Minecraft server ever. You won’t regret it, man. Trust me.

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 93/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Pirate Ships Captured: 0 Titanic Battles Fought: 30
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 3 Endless Legions Commanded: 10
    Void Gems Collected: 33 Magical Frogs Kissed: 6
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 4 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • Zelenskyy’s Peaceful Craft

    Zelenskyy’s Peaceful Craft
    lol imagine if we had a minecraft server where all the wars in the world could be solved with blocks and pickaxes. like zelenskyy could just hop on and be like “hey guys, let’s build a peace summit instead of fighting” and everyone would be like “yeah bro, let’s do it!”

    join our server and be a part of the second peace summit that could mark the definitive end to all wars. who needs nukes when you have TNT cannons and diamond swords, amirite? come build with us and make the world a better place, one block at a time. plus, you might even get to meet zelenskyy himself in our virtual world. wouldn’t that be wild?

    so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s bring peace to minecraft, one creeper explosion at a time!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 97/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Ether Blades Crafted: 19 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 107
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 7 Legendary Scepters Created: 3
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 1 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 5 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 14 Whispering Caves Entered: 3

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • CowTopia

    CowTopia

    Semi-vanilla survival server built from the ground up with custom plugins written from scratch. Features advanced, factions-like claiming mechanics while maintaining coziness

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 106/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1 Phoenix Feathers Found: 5
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 12 Gryphons Tamed: 2
    Royal Decrees Issued: 2 Dragon Eggs Found: 5394
    Whispering Caves Entered: 4 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 9

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • Get ready to RULE the land of AURELIA with your pixelated swords! No peasants allowed! #MinecraftMadness

    Get ready to RULE the land of AURELIA with your pixelated swords! No peasants allowed! #MinecraftMadness

    Welcome to Aurelia Minecraft SMP

    Overview
    Welcome to Aurelia, a kingdom-building Minecraft SMP where creativity, strategy, and camaraderie come together. Whether you seek to forge new friendships, build thriving towns, or engage in thrilling battles, Aurelia offers an experience tailored for mature, thoughtful players. Dive into a world where your choices shape the outcome and your journey is shared with a vibrant, like-minded community.
    Towny – Craft and manage your own town, develop strong alliances, and grow a prosperous community that stands the test of time.
    MCMMO – Hone your skills and unlock specialized abilities as you develop your character’s unique strengths. Enhanced
    World Generation – Explore a stunningly customized world, complete with breath-taking landscapes, hidden biomes, and unique structures that inspire adventure.

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    Question Answer
    How can I join Aurelia? You can join Aurelia by connecting to the server IP provided and following any additional instructions.
    Is Aurelia suitable for all ages? Aurelia is tailored for mature, thoughtful players. While players of all ages are welcome, it is recommended for older players.
    Can I create my own town in Aurelia? Yes, you can craft and manage your own town in Aurelia using the Towny plugin.
    Are there specialized abilities in Aurelia? Yes, you can hone your skills and unlock specialized abilities through the MCMMO plugin.
    Is there a Discord server for Aurelia? Yes, you can join the Aurelia Discord server using the provided link: https://discord.gg/aurelia

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 108/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Secret Passages Found: 3 Dark Rituals Completed: 8
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 3 Undead Armies Raised: 2
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 2
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 24 Mystic Runes Engraved: 3
    Treasure Maps Found: 13 Endless Legions Commanded: 41

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • Tales of the Craft Minecraft Server

    Tales of the Craft Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most insane place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

    Join us as we countdown to the 25th anniversary with daily events and challenges that will blow your mind. Want to take a break from building and mining? How about a thrilling game of two-player mahjong with your fellow players? Trust us, you’ve never experienced mahjong like this before!

    And if you’re a fan of manga, you’re in luck because we have exclusive access to Volume 10, 11, and 12 before they’re even released to the public! Dive into the world of epic adventures and jaw-dropping plot twists that will keep you on the edge of your seat.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride and experience Minecraft like never before. Who knows, you might even uncover hidden secrets and treasures that will make your jaw drop!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 109/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 3 Invisible Pathways Walked: 5
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1 Underground Cities Explored: 1
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 1 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 11
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5 Living Shadows Defeated: 5
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 10 Pirate Ships Raided: 3

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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