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Players: | 93/1000 | Votes: | 6131 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Secret Libraries Discovered: | 2 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 |
Fairy Circles Danced In: | 6 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 4 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 8544 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 |
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 49 | Potions Brewed: | 47 |
Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 10 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 |
Holy Grails Found: | 5 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 |
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 |
1. Our server is run by a team of highly trained ninja llamas who will guide you through your Minecraft journey with their expert skills and impeccable fashion sense.
2. We have a secret underground city filled with diamond-studded pigs who will trade you rare items in exchange for belly rubs. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it!
3. Our server has a magical portal that will transport you to a parallel universe where everything is made of candy. Just be careful not to eat the ground, it’s not as tasty as it looks.
4. Every full moon, our server hosts a massive dance party where all the mobs come together to boogie down. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a Creeper breakdance!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most insane, hilarious, and downright bonkers Minecraft adventure of your life!