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Players: | 104/600 | Votes: | 5185 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 9 |
Love Letters Sent: | 12 | Royal Courts Attended: | 5 |
Underground Cities Explored: | 1 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 7 |
Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 13 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 4 |
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 3 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 |
Villages Defended: | 10 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 11 |
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 8 |
1. Our server is run by a team of highly trained ninja llamas who will guide you through your Minecraft journey with their expert skills and impeccable fashion sense.
2. We have a secret underground city filled with diamond-studded pigs who will trade you rare items in exchange for belly rubs. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it!
3. Our server has a magical portal that will transport you to a parallel universe where everything is made of candy. Just be careful not to eat the ground, it’s not as tasty as it looks.
4. Every full moon, our server hosts a massive dance party where all the mobs come together to boogie down. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a Creeper breakdance!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most insane, hilarious, and downright bonkers Minecraft adventure of your life!