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| Players: | 110/200 | Votes: | 9307 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 1 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 7 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 4 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 13 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 6 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 4 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 7 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 10 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 |
Picture this: you log on and are greeted by a player who can barely function, constantly making mistakes like a monkey in a warehouse. But wait, there’s more! Our spawn point is a tiny apartment where the owner’s mother is slowly dying of anorexia, adding a touch of drama to your Minecraft experience.
Feeling social? Don’t worry, our players have severe social anxiety and can’t hold a conversation to save their lives. And if you’re lucky, you might even witness periods of psychosis that will keep you on your toes!
But wait, there’s a twist! Due to the high cost of living and bills, our players will soon run out of money and welcome death as a sweet release from their virtual hell. So join us on this server for a truly outrageous and unpredictable Minecraft experience like no other!
