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Players: | 109/500 | Votes: | 7587 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 10 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 5 |
Undead Armies Raised: | 1 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 |
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 18 |
Secret Guilds Joined: | 1 | Gryphons Tamed: | 2 |
God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 6 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 4 |
Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 |
Divine Spears Created: | 21 | Ores Mined: | 6978 |
Picture this: you log on and are greeted by a player who can barely function, constantly making mistakes like a monkey in a warehouse. But wait, there’s more! Our spawn point is a tiny apartment where the owner’s mother is slowly dying of anorexia, adding a touch of drama to your Minecraft experience.
Feeling social? Don’t worry, our players have severe social anxiety and can’t hold a conversation to save their lives. And if you’re lucky, you might even witness periods of psychosis that will keep you on your toes!
But wait, there’s a twist! Due to the high cost of living and bills, our players will soon run out of money and welcome death as a sweet release from their virtual hell. So join us on this server for a truly outrageous and unpredictable Minecraft experience like no other!