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Players: | 97/500 | Votes: | 2695 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 10 |
Ender Pearl Glitches: | 4 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 16 |
Dragonkin Hatched: | 5 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 2 |
Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 2 |
Enchanted Armories Found: | 9 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 4 |
Divine Scrolls Written: | 8 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 10 |
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 7 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 9 |
Picture this: you log on and are greeted by a player who can barely function, constantly making mistakes like a monkey in a warehouse. But wait, there’s more! Our spawn point is a tiny apartment where the owner’s mother is slowly dying of anorexia, adding a touch of drama to your Minecraft experience.
Feeling social? Don’t worry, our players have severe social anxiety and can’t hold a conversation to save their lives. And if you’re lucky, you might even witness periods of psychosis that will keep you on your toes!
But wait, there’s a twist! Due to the high cost of living and bills, our players will soon run out of money and welcome death as a sweet release from their virtual hell. So join us on this server for a truly outrageous and unpredictable Minecraft experience like no other!