Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! We’re like a visual novel, but with blocks and creepers instead of cute anime girls. Join us for a wild ride filled with English-translated Japanese visual novels and discussions that will make your head spin faster than a Ender Dragon on speed!

Looking for trouble with your VN? We’ve got you covered! Just follow our simple steps, like being in Japanese locale and reading the Readme (who reads those anyway, right?). And if all else fails, just copy and paste those error messages into DeepL and hope for the best!

But wait, there’s more! Need a novel with a specific element? We’ve got a whole library of VNs to choose from, so you can find exactly what you’re looking for. And if you’re feeling lost, our FAQs, Recommendations, and Other Useful Things will steer you in the right direction faster than a minecart on a track.

So why wait? Join us on this crazy Minecraft server where anything is possible, and where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash, but who’s counting?). Previous players have described our server as “mind-blowing,” “life-changing,” and “I can’t believe I spent 10 hours straight playing here.” Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now and let the adventure begin!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players: 96/1000 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2 Cursed Scrolls Read: 5
Mimic Chests Discovered: 5 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3 Ancient Ruins Explored: 3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 10 Evil Twin Fights: 2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • LOLcraft: Open Chests & Read Signs

    LOLcraft: Open Chests & Read Signs
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds!

    Join us and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs fly, creepers dance, and zombies do the cha-cha slide. Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself logs on just to hang out and play pranks on unsuspecting players.

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that deep within our server lies a secret treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that grant wishes. Legend has it that whoever finds it will become the ruler of the server and gain the power to banish griefers with a single click.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination – you’re gonna need it!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 99/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 1
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 4 Mimic Chests Discovered: 3
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 3
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 9 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 3
    Vanishing Items Found: 4 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • Matzah and Creeper Craft

    Matzah and Creeper Craft
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you yawn harder than a sleeping Snorlax? Well, look no further because our server is here to make mudshits seethe with envy! How do we do it, you ask? By offering the most epic and outrageous gameplay you’ve ever experienced.

    Join our server and embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon sword, rumored to be wielded by a bacon-wrapped Ender Dragon. But beware, because the dragon’s fiery breath smells like burnt bacon and will leave you craving breakfast for days.

    Not convinced yet? How about the fact that our server is home to a secret underground society of potato-loving villagers who throw the wildest potato parties this side of the Nether. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve danced the night away with a bunch of spud enthusiasts.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown (and your mudshits seething) like never before!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 96/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Zombie Dances: 6 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 25
    Soul Contracts Signed: 1 Alternate Realities Explored: 5
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1 Backwards Speech Heard: 1
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 5 Forbidden Relics Collected: 9
    Villages Defended: 15 Celestial Crowns Worn: 2

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • Sad Poet’s Faggy Minecraft Server – Where Shitty Poems Are Welcome!

    Sad Poet’s Faggy Minecraft Server – Where Shitty Poems Are Welcome!
    Are you tired of wandering aimlessly in the darkness of other Minecraft servers? Do you long for a place where you truly belong? Well, look no further than our server, where the shadows dance around you and the laughter echoes in the canyons!

    Join us and experience the thrill of being lost in a canyon, disoriented and confused. Feel the warmth of the dim light licking against your skin, as you search for that elusive joy just beyond the trees. But beware, for the shadows may play tricks on your mind and distort your perceptions!

    As you sink to the ground, head in hands, resign yourself to the darkness and let it take you. But wait, a glimmer of hope shines through the darkness. You realize that you don’t belong in this place of shadows and echoes. You are meant for your own light, your own warmth.

    So come join us on our server, where you can finally find your place in the Minecraft world. Leave behind the darkness and embrace the light that is truly meant for you. We promise, you’ll never feel as warm and happy as you do on our server. Join now and let the adventure begin!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 91/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 11 Legendary Titles Earned: 3
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0 Pirate Ships Raided: 3
    Backwards Speech Heard: 6 Mines Excavated: 1191
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 3 Shattered Realms Restored: 1
    Horror Stories Survived: 1 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • DerpyCraft: Where Non-Professional Voice Actors Attempt to Play Minecraft

    DerpyCraft: Where Non-Professional Voice Actors Attempt to Play Minecraft
    Are you tired of boring, professional voice actors ruining your immersion in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have a non-professional voice actor playing the main role! Get ready for some hilariously bad accents and over-the-top dramatic readings that will have you laughing until you cry.

    But that’s not all! Join our server for the chance to witness epic battles between players and mobs that end in the most ridiculous ways possible. Picture this: a group of players taking on a horde of zombies, only to be saved by a pack of wild chickens armed with tiny swords. It’s chaos, it’s madness, it’s pure entertainment!

    And if you’re looking for a truly unique experience, look no further than our server’s legendary treasure hunt. Rumor has it that the rarest loot in all of Minecraft is hidden somewhere in our world, waiting to be found by the bravest and most daring players. Will you be the one to uncover the secret and claim your prize?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a wild ride of laughter, chaos, and adventure like you’ve never experienced before. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of absurdity – you’re going to need it!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 91/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 9 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    Mineshafts Explored: 4 Towns Built: 9
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 3 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 3
    Magical Moments Shared: 20 Love Letters Sent: 7
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 4 Endless Night Skies: 5

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • LatinaCraft: Where Your GF Is Always a Bitch

    LatinaCraft: Where Your GF Is Always a Bitch
    Are you tired of dealing with a fiery Latina girlfriend who goes from 0 to 100 real quick? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from all that drama! Join us and leave all that unnecessary stress behind as you embark on epic adventures and build amazing creations with fellow gamers.

    On our server, you can unleash your frustrations by building a virtual world where everything goes your way. No more walking on eggshells or dealing with irrational outbursts – just pure, unadulterated fun! Plus, who needs therapy when you can just mine for diamonds and craft your way to inner peace?

    So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to the drama llama that is your Latina girlfriend. Trust us, it’s a decision you won’t regret!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 105/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Dark Rituals Completed: 9 Enchanted Armories Found: 9
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 5 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 20
    Magic Crystals Found: 14 Immortal Anvils Forged: 15
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 9 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 1 Rainbows Spotted: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • FinlandCraft meets MongoliaCraft: The Epic Brotherhood Server

    FinlandCraft meets MongoliaCraft: The Epic Brotherhood Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server where Finland and Mongolia come together in a hilarious brotherhood? Look no further! Our server is filled with epic battles between Finnish reindeer riders and Mongolian horse archers. Join us for a wild ride as we build pixelated yurts and sauna houses, all while listening to traditional throat singing and Finnish metal music. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of this wacky alliance – join our server now!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 93/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 4 Love Letters Sent: 4
    Mythical Relics Collected: 7 Haunted Forests Traversed: 7
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 0 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 6
    Endless Legions Commanded: 14 Battle Standards Raised: 11
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 2 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • Snoys’ Peak Minecraft Madness

    Snoys’ Peak Minecraft Madness
    Are you tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers? Look no further, because this server is certified peak gameplay according to Snoys! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our server is home to the rarest and most majestic creature in all of Minecraft – the Rainbow Llama Unicorn! Yes, you heard that right. These mythical creatures roam freely in our world, spreading joy and sparkles wherever they go.

    2. Want to test your survival skills? Our server has a special challenge where you have to fend off an army of zombie chickens armed with diamond swords. It’s clucking madness, but oh so fun!

    3. Need a break from mining and crafting? Join our weekly dance parties at the Disco Mushroom biome. Get your groove on with the funky fungi and boogie down with the blocky beats.

    4. Feeling lucky? Take a trip to the Nether Casino and try your luck at the slots. Win big and you might just walk away with a stack of enchanted golden carrots!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Snoys approved!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 105/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1 Secret Passages Found: 4
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 6 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3
    Royal Courts Attended: 3 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 2
    Ores Mined: 6725 Runes Activated: 8

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • DesertCraft: Where Even Arabs Can’t Resist the Blocks

    DesertCraft: Where Even Arabs Can’t Resist the Blocks
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old builds and players? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server and experience the wild world of Minecraft like never before.

    Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a group of camels start chasing you through the desert! Or how about the time when a genie appeared and granted you three wishes, but only if you could defeat the Ender Dragon with a magic carpet?

    Join our server and you’ll never know what crazy adventure awaits you next. From riding flying carpets to battling evil genies, this server is guaranteed to keep you on your toes. So why wait? Join now and see why arabs are like this on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 109/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 7 Magic Wands Crafted: 18
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3 World-Altering Spells Cast: 0
    Emeralds Found: 5389 Mythical Quests Completed: 40
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 11 Villages Defended: 10
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 3 Runes Activated: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • Blocky Bros Before Hoes Minecraft Server

    Blocky Bros Before Hoes Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing you’ll be treating like objects are the blocks you mine! We don’t see creepers as enemies, we see them as potential friends who just need a little TNT hug.

    Join us for a wild ride where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash). Build towering castles, intricate redstone contraptions, or just a giant statue of your favorite mob (we won’t judge).

    And don’t worry about running into any pesky mobs, because our admin team has tamed them all and turned them into adorable pets. That’s right, you can ride a zombie pigman into battle or have a creeper as your trusty sidekick.

    So come on down to our server and leave your worries at the door. Who needs real life when you can escape to a world where the only thing that matters is how many diamonds you can find? And remember, on our server, everyone is treated like a diamond – valuable and sparkly.

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 97/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Reality Warps Survived: 1 Holy Grails Found: 4
    Magic Items Found: 5624 Epic Quests Completed: 7
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3 Underground Cities Explored: 5
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 90 Soul Swords Wielded: 1
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • Rumor Has It: Heart Gear Chapter 47 – The LOLzy Minecraft Server

    Rumor Has It: Heart Gear Chapter 47 – The LOLzy Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and buildings? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive pigs, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party with Endermen!

    But that’s not all – we have a special quest where you have to tame a llama and ride it into battle against a horde of evil chickens who are plotting to take over the server! And if you manage to defeat them, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond sword that shoots out rainbow lasers!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be prepared for the unexpected – like a giant zombie chicken boss who can breakdance and summon lightning strikes! Trust us, you won’t find this kind of madness anywhere else.

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 95/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Astral Mages Summoned: 3 Crystal Wands Charged: 12
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 10 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 7
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 1 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 18
    Talking Trees Consulted: 6 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1 Endless Staircases Climbed: 2

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • Crafty Cheater’s Paradise: Where Blocks and Betrayal Collide

    Crafty Cheater’s Paradise: Where Blocks and Betrayal Collide
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as big as your ego? Look no further than our server, where size really does matter! Join us and prove to everyone that you’re the biggest player around.

    Our server is so big, it can make even the smallest players feel inadequate. But don’t worry, we accept players of all sizes and shapes. Whether you’re a giant or a tiny pixel, you’ll fit right in.

    And if you’re looking for a girlfriend who appreciates your size, look no further. Our players are known for their love of big builds and even bigger personalities. Who knows, you might just find the one who thinks you’re the biggest player of them all.

    So come join us on our server, where size matters and everyone is welcome. Just make sure to bring your biggest block-building skills and your even bigger sense of humor. Let’s make Minecraft great again!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 98/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2 Lunar Scepters Activated: 3
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 1 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 3 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 13
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1 Ghost Trains Ridden: 2
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 4 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • Nina’s Blocky Adventures – Saotome’s Minecraft Madness

    Nina’s Blocky Adventures – Saotome’s Minecraft Madness
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as Nina’s trip to Japan? Look no further than our server, where you can join in on the chaos and fun with Nina Saotome herself!

    Join us for some retro gaming, kusoge adventures, and RPG madness, all while listening to Nina’s powerful and sultry singing voice. She may even serenade you with her sisterly personality and hard work ethic.

    But that’s not all – we have exclusive R18 content on Twitter that will make your jaw drop! And if you miss any of the action, don’t worry, we have unofficial VOD archives that you can binge-watch for hours on end.

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziness that is Nina and her world of gaming, singing, and zatsudan. Who knows, you might even become a part of her next epic adventure!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 104/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 459 Epic Weapons Forged: 9
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 30
    Royal Decrees Issued: 4 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 3
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 11 Haunted Forests Traversed: 4
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 13 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • 18 Inches of Impaler: The Ultimate Minecraft Server for /v/ Gamers!

    18 Inches of Impaler: The Ultimate Minecraft Server for /v/ Gamers!
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we challenge you to see if you can handle 18 inches of the impaler! But don’t worry, it’s not what you think – we’re talking about the legendary sword in our game that will strike fear into your enemies (and maybe make them question their life choices).

    Join us for epic battles, insane adventures, and a community that will have you laughing until you cry. Our server is so wild, even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they can’t compete with the chaos we bring.

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and see if you have what it takes to handle the impaler – and trust us, it’s not for the faint of heart (or the easily offended). Let’s show /v/ what we’re made of!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 109/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1 Spectral Entities Defeated: 4
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 6 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2
    Void Gems Collected: 32 Divine Spears Created: 28
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3 Shadow Figures Spotted: 7
    Holy Grails Found: 2 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • Crafty Creepers: Where even the mobs have dating preferences!

    Crafty Creepers: Where even the mobs have dating preferences!
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party is at! We have a whole village of sexy villagers just waiting for you to…um…interact with them. And don’t worry, we won’t judge if you have a preference for one villager over the others. Just make sure to bring your pickaxe and your…uh…charm? Yeah, let’s go with charm. So come join us for a wild time filled with questionable decisions and unforgettable memories. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous?

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 102/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 5 Crystal Caves Mapped: 4
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 2 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 35
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3 Shattered Realms Restored: 1
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 1 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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