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Players: | 95/400 | Votes: | 8933 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Mines Excavated: | 1313 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 6 |
Zombie Dances: | 9 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 |
Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 4 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 31 |
Unseen Monsters Slain: | 7 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 1 |
Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 4 |
Whispering Caves Entered: | 8 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 |
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 | Falling into the Void: | 3 |
Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little secret – this server is run by a group of highly trained llamas who learned how to play Minecraft by watching YouTube tutorials. That’s right, llamas! And they’re not just any llamas, they’re llamas with a secret agenda to take over the Minecraft world one block at a time.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is hosted on a magical floating island where the laws of physics don’t apply. You can build upside down, sideways, or even inside out – the possibilities are endless.
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and become a part of the wildest Minecraft adventure you’ve ever experienced. Just remember, don’t ask “Who the fuck is moot?” – you might not like the answer.