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Players: | 93/200 | Votes: | 5674 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Ancient Ruins Explored: | 5 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 2 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 3 |
Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 4 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 |
Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 2 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 5 |
Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 3 |
Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 | Battle Standards Raised: | 9 |
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 56 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 2 |
Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little secret – this server is run by a group of highly trained llamas who learned how to play Minecraft by watching YouTube tutorials. That’s right, llamas! And they’re not just any llamas, they’re llamas with a secret agenda to take over the Minecraft world one block at a time.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is hosted on a magical floating island where the laws of physics don’t apply. You can build upside down, sideways, or even inside out – the possibilities are endless.
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and become a part of the wildest Minecraft adventure you’ve ever experienced. Just remember, don’t ask “Who the fuck is moot?” – you might not like the answer.