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Players: | 98/900 | Votes: | 5494 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Royal Decrees Issued: | 5 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 3 |
Alien Abductions: | 0 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 15 |
Falling into the Void: | 2 | Farms Harvested: | 679 |
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 |
Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 4 |
God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 6 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 |
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 |
Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little secret – this server is run by a group of highly trained llamas who learned how to play Minecraft by watching YouTube tutorials. That’s right, llamas! And they’re not just any llamas, they’re llamas with a secret agenda to take over the Minecraft world one block at a time.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is hosted on a magical floating island where the laws of physics don’t apply. You can build upside down, sideways, or even inside out – the possibilities are endless.
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and become a part of the wildest Minecraft adventure you’ve ever experienced. Just remember, don’t ask “Who the fuck is moot?” – you might not like the answer.