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Players: | 97/400 | Votes: | 5194 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Magic Wands Crafted: | 24 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 |
Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 |
Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 0 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 2 |
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 4 |
Royal Courts Attended: | 4 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 4 |
Villages Defended: | 10 | Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 7 |
Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little secret – this server is run by a group of highly trained llamas who learned how to play Minecraft by watching YouTube tutorials. That’s right, llamas! And they’re not just any llamas, they’re llamas with a secret agenda to take over the Minecraft world one block at a time.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is hosted on a magical floating island where the laws of physics don’t apply. You can build upside down, sideways, or even inside out – the possibilities are endless.
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and become a part of the wildest Minecraft adventure you’ve ever experienced. Just remember, don’t ask “Who the fuck is moot?” – you might not like the answer.