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Players: | 109/700 | Votes: | 3508 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 2 |
Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 6 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 |
Endless Legions Commanded: | 16 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 |
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 4 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 8 |
Ender Pearl Glitches: | 4 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 15 |
Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 3 |
Mythical Quests Completed: | 31 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 |
Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little secret – this server is run by a group of highly trained llamas who learned how to play Minecraft by watching YouTube tutorials. That’s right, llamas! And they’re not just any llamas, they’re llamas with a secret agenda to take over the Minecraft world one block at a time.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is hosted on a magical floating island where the laws of physics don’t apply. You can build upside down, sideways, or even inside out – the possibilities are endless.
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and become a part of the wildest Minecraft adventure you’ve ever experienced. Just remember, don’t ask “Who the fuck is moot?” – you might not like the answer.