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Players: | 95/500 | Votes: | 4884 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Teleportation Mishaps: | 3 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 2 |
Cursed Amulets Found: | 5 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 |
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 7 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 2 |
Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 2 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 12 |
Endless Mazes Solved: | 2 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 13 |
Astral Staffs Crafted: | 18 | New Chunks Explored: | 314522 |
Mimic Chests Discovered: | 4 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 16 |
Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little secret – this server is run by a group of highly trained llamas who learned how to play Minecraft by watching YouTube tutorials. That’s right, llamas! And they’re not just any llamas, they’re llamas with a secret agenda to take over the Minecraft world one block at a time.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is hosted on a magical floating island where the laws of physics don’t apply. You can build upside down, sideways, or even inside out – the possibilities are endless.
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and become a part of the wildest Minecraft adventure you’ve ever experienced. Just remember, don’t ask “Who the fuck is moot?” – you might not like the answer.