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Players: | 98/700 | Votes: | 6426 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 | Horror Stories Survived: | 4 |
Emeralds Found: | 1923 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 8 |
Divine Relics Bestowed: | 7 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 |
Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 13 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 |
Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 2 | Mines Excavated: | 2029 |
Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 |
Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 0 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 3 |
Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little secret – this server is run by a group of highly trained llamas who learned how to play Minecraft by watching YouTube tutorials. That’s right, llamas! And they’re not just any llamas, they’re llamas with a secret agenda to take over the Minecraft world one block at a time.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is hosted on a magical floating island where the laws of physics don’t apply. You can build upside down, sideways, or even inside out – the possibilities are endless.
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and become a part of the wildest Minecraft adventure you’ve ever experienced. Just remember, don’t ask “Who the fuck is moot?” – you might not like the answer.