Minecraft Mayhem: Greatness & Misery

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	3171
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	23	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Votes:	8465
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2

New Minecraft Servers

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United Lands

Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	2677
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	14	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Ores Mined:	8425	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2

United Lands is a Towny-based Earth SMP that integrates peace, war, economies and events thanks to our unique mechanics. We are a friendly server with an active Discord and community as well as a helpful staff team. Our Earth map is on a 1:500 scale that goes alongside a Resource world, Nether and End. These last three worlds reset at the end of each month. Settle a town with your friends or brave it alone with Towny – develop your lands into thriving nations and empires that span the globe. In addition to this, we often hold events on our Discord and on the Minecraft server itself which are always looked forward to by our players. Discord events can contain games nights and watch-alongs, whereas our in game events can include skin contests, minigame events or server-wide mechanic changes in limited time events. You can progress in-game to a powerful position with our in game perks menu where you can buy additional abilities and privileges with the money earned from our balanced jobs, trade, and war system. Strictly cosmetic donator perks are also available on our website to those who want to show off a bit more. The server is constantly changing and updating for the better with changelogs coming out almost weekly containing new fixes and plugins. Custom items like you’ve never seen them before! Food, tools, and blocks that offer completely new gameplay experiences beyond just more options on what to eat are here. Grow new custom trees that have their own unique mechanics and drops or brew amazing alcohols using them. You can even change the biome you’re standing in with our new tools! Take a look at our handcrafted website that provides incredible insight into the server with pages dedicated to towns and players with real time map locations! Our server is not limited to Java players only, with our new parity update Bedrock players can join in on the fun too! Look at our website under the “Bedrock Joining” article on the info tab to learn how to connect. IP: mc.unitedlands.org Bedrock Port: 19132 Website: unitedlands.org Discord: discord.gg/unitedlands Map: unitedlands.org/maps

mc.unitedlands.org

BrokenThrone

Bedwars, Cross-Play, MCMMO, OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	2047
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ores Mined:	4238	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	24
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3

Welcome to BrokenThrone, the ultimate Minecraft server experience! We’re thrilled to have you here!IP Address: Java: play.brokenthrone.xyz Bedrock: play.brokenthrone.xyzServer Features: • Cracked • Player-driven economy with player shops and auctions • Grief protection to ensure your builds are safe • RPG-style leveling and skills • Custom Enchants • ETC

play.brokenthrone.xyz

Melon Cloud

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	9271
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3

Playing Melon Cloud you can forget about pay to win here, everyone’s got a fair shot at fun. We spice things up with free custom monthly textures that’ll give your gameplay a fresh twist without breaking the bank.Enjoy the freedom of soaring through the skies with the /fly command – because who doesn’t love a little virtual airtime? But what really makes Melon Cloud a blast is our awesome community. Whether you’re a Minecraft veteran or a total newbie, our players are all about making you feel right at home.

play.meloncloud.net

Mantic Network

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	5123
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Epic Quests Completed:	13
Void Armor Forged:	14	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	2

We are a fast growing, friendly and fun Minecraft server community. Mantic server was originally founded back in 2015.Come give it a try at mso.mantic.gg

mso.mantic.gg

Ruby

Economy, MCMMO, Parkour, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	7783
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Villages Defended:	14	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2

Welcome to Ruby! We are an online community with an extra focus on togetherness, inclusion and friendship. Here you can meet safely no matter who you are. We want everyone to experience development and mastery at Rubinen. We have Survival, Creative, Dungeons, Parkour, Spleef, Towny, Events, KeepInventory, Voteparty, Competitions, PvP and more!

Rubinen.no

DraconityMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	8197
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	401	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Meteorites Collected:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	4

Cross-Play! Anyone can join from any launcher!!DraconityMC – SURVIVAL KINGDOMS– Custom Mobs: Fully customized passive and hostile mobs, as well as interactive pets with skills and abilities! – Custom World Generation: Completely reworked world generation, featuring hundreds of varieties of biomes filled with custom mobs! – Outposts: Fight for rulership of the four biome outposts, but fight off the ogres, vikings, ents, and bandits! – Boss Fights: Daily varieties of custom textured boss spawns with OP rewards! – Skills: Redesigned custom McMMO skills, RPG style! Level up for rewards! – Battlepass: Featuring hundreds of fresh quests to face every season, with a balanced VIP battlepass access! – New Enchantments: Completely reworked enchantment system, featuring a wizard NPC for all your enchantment needs! – Kingdoms: Build and form the strongest kingdom on the server, and declare war on other kingdoms for power! If you just wanna chill and build, you can turn this feature off and sit back and watch the chaos! – Gems Shop: Buy keys, cosmetics, wardrobe items, and much more with gems! – Dungeons: Grind through the levels of the dungeons for unique rewards and challenging battles from our custom mobs and bosses! + much more!: We have so many amazing features that we can’t even list them all, so come check it out now!

play.draconitymc.com

GuildCraft Network

Creative, Economy, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	1361
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	7	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	29	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Mythical Quests Completed:	16

Welcome to GuildCraft network!We offer many different games with our custom made plugins, maps, and games.

play.guildcraft.net

NostalgiaCraft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	7885
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Villages Defended:	19	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	3012
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Divine Spears Created:	15
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5

mc.nostalgiacraft.fun

ArcherMC

Creative, Economy, Factions, KitPvP, Parkour, Prison, PvP

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	1959
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Farms Harvested:	835
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	111	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Alien Abductions:	0

Number 1 OP server with tons of unique features: plots, gangs, drugs, explosive items, cheapest donor ranks, custom mines, and the ultimate experience! We have rankups from A-Z as well as 26 custom built amazing mines to fit them! All players can have their own plots and gangs! What are you waiting for?! Join now!

mc.archermc.net

SpongeCraft

Economy, Survival, Towny

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	1527
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	23
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	42	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7

Custom Enchants, Multi SlimeFun Addons, in-game ranks, and more!ABOUT US:A new server, with a community rooted from over 6 years back, SpongeCraft is a close knit and active group of people that offers an experience like no other! We welcomes people of all ages, backgrounds, and interests, so you’re sure to meet many new friends. SpongeCraft is a friendly, mature SMP type server with many unique perks you’ll love and enjoy with a large focus on the community!

play.spongecraft.net

Nest GSG

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	6322
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Titanic Battles Fought:	28
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Votes:	8593	Buildings Constructed:	37
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

The GSG Network is in an incredible phase!! Forget everything you’ve heard about the network in the past and come give your future favorite server a try.Currently, the Águia Server – 1.20+ is active The server is cross-platform – Java and Bedrock Survival mode with 3 different worlds to choose from Exclusive perks available in each world Box system with new arrivals per season Tournament System Ground Protection System VIP system mcMMO skills Clan System with War Event

gsgserver.com.br

KoalaServers

Creative, Cross-Play, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	9404
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	10	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	104	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Villages Defended:	11
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12

Welcome, our aim is for a close to vanilla taste, but with the added flavor of jobs, economy, player ran shops, and warps. We are generous with claim blocks too as we feel it’s fair to allow players to protect their bases no matter how big the project! Come join our chill community and enjoy some unique Aussie ranks!

play.koalaservers.net

AstraMC

Cross-Play, Economy, Parkour, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	6999
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	14
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Underground Cities Explored:	3

– Cute pets that will follow you around, you can ride and have skill trees! – We have a premium land claiming plugin with extreme customization for better protection – We have tag’s to show off some style and some new cosmetics in the works as well~ – Farming and player based economy! Farm to become the richest on the server or make a shop and join the kings of the economy – Skill’s for those that like a little bit of a rpg twist on their favorite game~ – New collectible’s each month, if you get lucky you can sell them for millions later – Amazing events hosted throughout the year for all to participate in! – Active staff members, owners and mangement as well as active socials and one or two small content creators! – Currently in the works of working on turning into a server network with multiple gamemodes and something for everyone to enjoy~

play.astra-mc.net

Phloxnew

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	7227
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Crops Grown:	3942
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Mythical Swords Crafted:	31
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Endless Legions Commanded:	46
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	7

Phlox is a newly opened no-grief Survival server that offers many custom-made features to make your playing experience better. Play alone or create a guild with your friends! We have a chill and welcoming community, and we hope to see you soon!You can also vote for us to rank up in-game!Bedrock IP: play.phloxmc.net:19132

play.phloxmc.net

Mythical Empires Server

MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	1656
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	50
Void Armor Forged:	25	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Ores Mined:	7801
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6

-= Mythical Empires =- – Money and Tokens – Kingdoms – Jobs – Skills – Dungeons – Pets – Amazing Enchants – Boosters – Auctions – Events – Discord Support – Active staff – Friendly community

play.mythical-empires.com