Minecraft Mayhem: Greatness & Misery

big dick, good face, Great, GREATNESS, Intelligent, lonely, MAYHEM, mentally ill, Minecraft, Miserable, Misery, Self Discovery, self growth, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self worth, self-acceptance, self-aware, self-deprecating, self-doubt, self-esteem issues, single, Tall

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	3627
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6

New Minecraft Servers

Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question your own existence? Look no further, because our server is run by a 6’2 giant with a big dick and a face so good, it’ll make you weep tears of envy. This server is so smart, it puts Einstein to shame – seriously, we’re talking next level intelligence here. But don’t worry, we’re all a little mentally ill here, so you’ll fit right in. And hey, who needs a girlfriend when you can join our server and fuck some creepers in the ass in the morning? Trust us, you won’t find a more insane and outrageous server out there. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare to have your mind blown!

Bartol SMP

Earth, PvP, Survival

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	3739
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	36	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Astral Projections Made:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	25

Welcome to the Bartol SMP, here we have 4 main servers, Hardcore, Anarchy, Earth, and Lifesteal;

On Lifesteal it’s simple, semi-anarchy, when you kill others you receive some of their hearts, and when they kill you they receive some of your hearts! If you loose all of your hearts then you automatically get banned for 2 days, after which you may re-join and start again (You do not loose hearts if you die to mobs, only players). On Hardcore, it’s pretty much the same as any hardcore world, the exact same amount of hearts, but there’s a twist! You also get banned for 10 hours , in which after you re-join and start again! On Anarchy, it’s the same as any other! NO rules, NO Restrictions, Go Wild! Earth is an Exact replica of the REAL Plant Earth! Including country borders, with claims and more. The more you play, the more you claim blocks you receive!

If you wish to Join you can, it’s Free! To also view the rules visit the #Rules channel in our Discord linked on this page.

The Owner Is Bartol#3110 . Cool Dude2016#2022 Manages This Server Page.

bartolsmp.com:27785

Oholei Torah Chai

Bedwars, Creative, KitPvP, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	2938
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9	Zombie Dances:	6

Unofficial server for oholei torah or anyone else that is jewish! works with minecraft java and minecraft bedrock, and works with Tlauncher and cracked accounts

Gamemodes & minigames:

Survival Skyblock Creative Kitpvp Bedwars Skywars Spleen Tnt run

otcMC.mywire.org

Corvid Crossing

Survival

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	1813
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	39	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Void Gems Collected:	39	Dimension Hops:	13
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3

A fun Survival Minecraft server, with an amazing community, a very dedicated staff who are always their to help! We just had a major server owner change as well as a map change. We are working very hard to make this server the best we can possibly make it. We have cool ranks you can buy as well as amazing rewards that come with each one of our custom ranks!!

135.148.29.246

HeartGoldMC

Parkour, Pixelmon, Survival

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	7920
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Mines Excavated:	3035	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Buildings Constructed:	34
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Welcome to HeartGoldMC. HeartGoldMC is a server with the pixelmonmod. We would love to invite you on to our server. Invite your friends too! Its a tight community and we hope you have fun!

play.hgmc.dev:46235

PitSim

Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Skywars

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	9315
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Holy Grails Found:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	32	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Void Gems Collected:	11	Cursed Amulets Found:	4

vote.pitsim.net

NoRules Network

Anarchy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Skywars

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	1540
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10	Reality Warps Survived:	0
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

NoRules – Minecraft minigames network that allows cheating You want to try out cheating? Go for it!

– Skywars, Practice – More gamemodes coming, such as: Anarchy, KitFFA – Good Performance – Hosted in Europe (Germany) – Only HvH server with minigames

Only 2 rules: – No Regen, makes the game impossible to win and boring – No TPAura/InfiniteAura/SuperHit/TeleportHit, also makes it boring after a while.

Join now! play.norules.wtf

play.norules.wtf

Everlands

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	7284
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Love Letters Sent:	16
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	20	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

Welcome to the Everlands! A Minecraft community built by a team of experienced players who a dream for a better survival Minecraft experience. The Everlands promises a Vanilla+ experience but strives to do so much more. We run community events frequently, at least twice a month, with a massive backlog of planned events. We mostly focus on Minecraft events, but we run events in other games as well. We expand the typical Minecraft survival experience in a way that keeps the game fun for long periods of time. Our community is extremely welcoming. Whether you are brand new to the game or a veteran, you can find an amazing game experience here. We are also extremely inclusive to everyone from all kinds of backgrounds, and including those within the LGBTQ+ community. We are a whitelist only server. Please apply in our discord: https://discord.ever-lands.com.

mc.ever-lands.com:25570

ExtractMC

Vanilla

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	5022
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	25	Zombie Dances:	0

A Brand New PURE VANILLA Server! We Do However Have Teams Plugin. BEDROCK Compatible! We Are Currently Limited To 50 Players But Can Expand Depending On Demand. If You Are A BedRock Player, Leave Your Port As Default, Otherwise You Will Have Issues Joining! Thank You For Looking At My Server And I Look Forward To Seeing All Of You Soon!

169.150.132.107

JailsMC

Economy, Prison

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	9131
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Farms Harvested:	627
Epic Quests Completed:	17	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Gods Slained:	0	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8
Endless Night Skies:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1

JailsMC brings a whole new experience of OP-Prison gameplay to reality. We offer many events to participate in and offer many challenges for our players to overcome to get to the top of the leaderboards.

We have worked very hard on optimizing the custom features that we hold on JailsMC, which include Tokens, Pickaxe Energy, Ancient Coins, and more. We take the OP-Prison experience to a whole another level. Come check us out!

play.jailsmc.net

JustBox

PvP

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	1671
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Farms Harvested:	960	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Mythical Swords Crafted:	44	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	12	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3

JustBox – 1.17.1 server version (server is 1.17.1+ idk why it says we are version 1.18 but you can play on that anyway) – Keepinventory on – Grind, build, pvp – Lots to do – Fun Join Today

justbox.minehut.gg

EleriumMC

KitPvP, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	9628
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14

Welcome to EleriumMC! We’re a gaming community focused on putting the player first! Join our network and discover our unique game modes, welcoming community, and exhilarating gameplay!

play.eleriummc.com

PokeChampions

Economy, Hardcore, Pixelmon, Survival

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	8590
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	37	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
New Chunks Explored:	656176	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

Come have fun on this great adventure and be part of our family.

Server Information:

Automatic events. Safari with 7 large biomes.. VIPs at affordable prices. Battle pass system Boxes Daily missions and more.

pokechampions.com.br

LifeSteal SMP

Hardcore, LifeSteal, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	6689
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Meteorites Collected:	0
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Votes:	4907
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Star Shards Collected:	51
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	74

Welcome to the public LifeSteal SMP!

We are a simple server based on semi-vanilla with an additional feature where you can steal hearts from other players! If you kill someone, you receive their heart and the person you killed loses a heart, which will result in the killer having a maximum of 11 hearts and the victim 9. Our players also have the same advantages in PvP, and we do not restrict you from stealing or raiding other bases. We have made a limit of maximum 20 hearts on the server, and the lowest you can go is 5 hearts, so you don’t have to be afraid of getting banned as it’s already challenging to play on a hard difficulty with the minimum hearts.

Server Location: Germany Version: Java Edition, 1.19.2 Premium Only: Yes Difficulty: Hard

ms.lifestealsmp.com

Craftland

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	473
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Epic Quests Completed:	19
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35

======================= Welcome to Craftland! ======================= If you are from bedrock include the * when voting Bedrock Port: 26561

We have Economy Zone PvP Claims Store Auctions Missions Lottery

play.craftlandmc.net

RamboMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	5178
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Divine Scrolls Written:	19
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7

RamboMC is a Dutch Minecraft server suitable for both Java and Bedrock players!

Our game modes are always available on the latest versions, so you never miss the latest features of Minecraft!

Our history: RamboMC was founded on January 6, 2021 and has been unstoppable since then. In the past 2 years we have continued to develop and have experienced enormous growth. We have welcomed 78,000 unique players to our network and have been #1 in the Dutch top list for a long time.

Of course, you can only really see if RamboMC is for you when you experience it, which can be done via the following information: IP: play.rambomc.nl ON PORT: 19132

play.rambomc.nl