Updated November 21, 2024
| Players: | 109/1000 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 47 | Emeralds Found: | 636 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 1 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 17 |
| Crops Grown: | 7594 | Farms Harvested: | 890 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 7 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 3 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 5 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 15 | Horror Stories Survived: | 4 |
Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.
Welcome to our amazing Minecraft server where you can escape the subhuman condition and enter a world of pure chaos and fun!
Join us for insane adventures where you can ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and even summon a herd of dancing sheep!
Our server is so epic that even the creepers have started doing the floss dance! So come on over and let’s party like it’s 1999 (even though Minecraft wasn’t around then, but who cares)!
Don’t miss out on the madness – join our server now and experience the craziness for yourself!
