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Players: | 109/700 | Votes: | 7187 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Rainbows Spotted: | 1 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 3 |
Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 13 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 30 |
Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 1 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 379 |
Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 9 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 10 |
Phantom Knights Defeated: | 5 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 6 |
Paranormal Events Investigated: | 5 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 2 |
Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 6 |
Join our server if you want to ride on the back of a giant chicken while battling evil unicorns with rainbow swords. Or maybe you’d prefer to participate in our annual “Build a Castle Out of Cheese” competition. The winner gets a lifetime supply of nacho cheese!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocktopus, a mystical creature that grants wishes to those who can defeat it in a game of rock-paper-scissors. Rumor has it that one lucky player once wished for infinite diamonds and now owns a diamond castle with a diamond toilet.
So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared to question your sanity and wonder, “What the fuck did I just watch?”