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Players: | 107/700 | Votes: | 7533 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Mythical Relics Collected: | 7 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 10 |
Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 5 |
Endless Legions Commanded: | 22 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 13 |
Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 | Rainbows Spotted: | 10 |
Divine Relics Bestowed: | 12 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 9 |
Mimic Chests Discovered: | 3 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 2 |
Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 36 |
Join our server if you want to ride on the back of a giant chicken while battling evil unicorns with rainbow swords. Or maybe you’d prefer to participate in our annual “Build a Castle Out of Cheese” competition. The winner gets a lifetime supply of nacho cheese!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocktopus, a mystical creature that grants wishes to those who can defeat it in a game of rock-paper-scissors. Rumor has it that one lucky player once wished for infinite diamonds and now owns a diamond castle with a diamond toilet.
So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared to question your sanity and wonder, “What the fuck did I just watch?”