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Players: | 98/1000 | Votes: | 9306 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Royal Decrees Issued: | 3 | Reality Warps Survived: | 1 |
Horror Stories Survived: | 6 | Magic Items Found: | 8580 |
Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 4 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 |
Wilderness Tamed: | 13 | Magic Crystals Found: | 25 |
Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 | Enchantments Applied: | 226 |
Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 3 |
Wyrmholes Dug: | 9 | Runes Activated: | 8 |
Join our server if you want to ride on the back of a giant chicken while battling evil unicorns with rainbow swords. Or maybe you’d prefer to participate in our annual “Build a Castle Out of Cheese” competition. The winner gets a lifetime supply of nacho cheese!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocktopus, a mystical creature that grants wishes to those who can defeat it in a game of rock-paper-scissors. Rumor has it that one lucky player once wished for infinite diamonds and now owns a diamond castle with a diamond toilet.
So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared to question your sanity and wonder, “What the fuck did I just watch?”