so, like, come join our minecraft server cuz, like, smart people drink more so, like, if you wanna be smart, you gotta drink, right? our server is full of geniuses who love to party and build cool stuff. we even have a secret underground bar where only the smartest players can hang out. so if you wanna be a booze-loving brainiac, join us now!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 97/900 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 110 Chimeras Created: 3
Mimic Chests Discovered: 1 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1
Legendary Items Repaired: 4 Legendary Scepters Created: 2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5
Evil Twin Fights: 5 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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