so, like, come join our minecraft server cuz, like, smart people drink more so, like, if you wanna be smart, you gotta drink, right? our server is full of geniuses who love to party and build cool stuff. we even have a secret underground bar where only the smartest players can hang out. so if you wanna be a booze-loving brainiac, join us now!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 100/1000 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created: 5 Glorious Feasts Held: 18
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1 Living Statues Befriended: 2
Ores Mined: 4796 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 10
Cursed Statues Activated: 2 Phantom Knights Defeated: 8
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 4 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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